List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

[Jawn]

I've seen it before, but I laugh every time I see it. :D

Jawn

 

[anthony]

He sent me some interesting pics... which I may have to also post... tells a little story....

 

[anthony]

Ok... this is entitled:

 

[anthony]

Jimmy..... You're a legend mate ;)

 

[Jawn]

LMAO! Too funny!

 

[Iam]

So glad that you totally get it Anthony! ;)

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Now I see pictures like that and I think 'why on god's green earth do people WONDER why I'm a lesbian?'

Guys - isn't it OBVIOUS? :p

 

[Nicolette]

Isn't this last photo one of you when you were younger without your blue contacts? :p ROFL

 

[amethist]

Ewww Nicolette no please. :eek: Scary visions.

ROFLPMSL Oh how we miss the little man rolling about laughing.

 

[ISupportHer]

OK, we should have a captioning contest on that pic.

"I want to watch the game but yet......."

Or this could be something on the imprtance of hand washing!

LOL

 

[Jawn]

OK, here's another old one.




BAD Parrot

A young man named Jim received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and
an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Jim tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Jim was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jim shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.

Jim, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Jim quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jim's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Jim was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING (Early)

 

[Iam]

LOL Jawn. Yes and old one but worth recirculating! ;)