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[lovinbiker]

Why are men like public toilets?...
Cos there all either vacant... engaged... or Just full of sh1t!

 

[Jawn]

it illustrates another point, women never listen

I think this line says it pretty well, don't you ISH? :D

Jawn

 

[AdamAnt]

Did you ever have a firecracker that acted like it was done, but then waited for you to pick it up before exploding?...This thread is just like that.....RUN!

 

[Froggie]

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:...

I'm still wiping my tears ... this is so darn good.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

My partner SMSed this to me last night :

I am passing this onto you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things we started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, the mainder of bot of Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the cheesecke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rit e now. Please sned dhis orn to dem yu feel ar in ned ov inner pisss, and telum you bludy luvum!!!!!!

 

[intothelight]

Just in time for your Holiday travel, The Girls of TSA Calendar









I think we may have found Death a girlfriend. I hope that looking at these doesn't give Death a b***r. Kind of hard to hide on a skeleton :D

 

[AdamAnt]

man....did you see the tibias on that girl?....HA!

I bet the guys at the airport security are turned on for sure!

 

[popeye]

I didn't think bones could look sexy. I stand corrected.

 

[anthony]

OMFG... I thought I had seen a lot, but there's always something new and unsuspecting... bones cracks me up.

 

[Nicolette]

 

[Jawn]

Hmmmm, now I have that '80's song "I'm too sexy" playing in my head! ;)

 

[AdamAnt]

Dangit! Jawn now so do I!