Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Forgetful]

Is coming here 7 days a week, a possibility?

I have said this just recently. Lol

 

[Changing4Best]

I'm having a bad day. I would call her, but I am too embarrassed to do so. She gave me her home phone number and I could call, but I am chicken to do so. So I will just hang out here on the Forum, which is the next best thing.

 

[Ed Norton]

Will you shut up let me talk how I wanna and allow to be who I am so that I can be mostly ok and stop telling me that if I keep being too interested in differential equations that I shall surely perish


:rolleyes:

 

[Ed Norton]

 

[Ed Norton]

I think my cute face and my styles of writing and changing speech patterns and an emotional tendency shared with most of the people who I kinda sorta related to very naturally maybe somewhat incongruent.. or

she stupid

it's gotta be something along those lines


I know how to fix this ..get surgery and become an uptown girl living in a whitebred world and only care

about watching Oprah!

Crazy to wanna sit alone on the floor with your free time and play with paper and glue and string and chemical powders for 6 months to make a few masterpieces.

Nobody is that insane

 

[Ronin]

Dear ex-therapist,

You totally forgot to tell me the way to perish is not because of my gender and orientation being offensive to God, but picking up Math is!
Goddamn, such a terrible lack of information on vital life matters, that offense shall not stand.
I should email you with my progress ASAP, but I'm afraid I lost your email, and have way too many science classes to catch up on to mind digging for it.

 

[Ronin]

Dear shrink,

It's amusing to me you're so concerned about my relationship in ways I truly am not.
But thank you for letting me know I should be concerned about my partner cheating on me.
I'll keep being worried about my partner's possible death on duty than if he's happy far less at your recommendation, from now on.

Sincerely,
Cashew

 

[Deleted member 28403]

:hug: @Cashew

 

[Brenton]

I thought a thread of what you would like to really respond to your therapists cliches would be interes...

If you ever tried heroin you'd know why I think about it.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

T: I'm not saying you should give me a punch in the face, but a verbal retaliation..

Me: I'm done punching authority figures in the face, how about a Kenpo taiji nerve strike? :whistling::angelic:(joke)

 

[Marie E.]

T - You seem to have everything thought out! Why are you even here!!

Me - Because I have am required to see you for my medication and I need to work on my emotional regulation. Easier said than done!!

 

[Ronin]

Them: You're never seeing X (Dear Person) again.
Me: I'm just trying to not be that person that stabbed their shrink with a pencil. And right now I'm too high on whatever you doped me with to have a proper escape plan, so not even looking at the filth of your kind it will be for a while.

(No sympathy, please. Saying aloud things I just thought of at the time is greatly therapeutic to me, & for the obvious reasons I don't trust therapists.)