Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Deleted member 29920]

@Cashew :hug: :hug: :hug:

 

[Ronin]

Also another:

Psychiatrist: But you not wanting to undergo __ surgery just means you don't know what you want.

Me: No, not really. It just means I have a better idea of my course of treatment, and let me tell you, if I know more about bodies than whoever experts around me are, it /gets/ scary, because my medical knowledge is objectively shit.

 

[Ronin]

Past Me / was close: No offense lady, but I get better therapy out of relating to fictional characters, than whatever you're selling this week.

Why am I paying for it, again? I could buy whole two months of comics for this.

 

[Ice_Fire]

A light-hearted one this, (but 100% true)

Two clocks tick out of time in my T's office. I point this out to her regularly because it's really f*cking distracting.

She says: "it's bilateral stimulation" ;)
I reply: "hmm"

What I want to reply with is: "no it isn't you've got a f*cking ipod for that, which we use. You just can't be arsed to move a bloody clock. Please do so before my next session before I throw it out of the window, with a high risk of me not bothering to open said window before I let it fly!"

 

[Ronin]

Some Clocks Fly While Pigs Are Still Learning It
The Story of How This Window Really Got Fixed
Therapy Improvements: It's As Simple As A Clock

... nobody asked me to think up of titles for ^^, right.
So amused, thanks for sharing @Ice_Fire.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

You have got to be the hotest 60 yr old ive ever seen!

So would never say but he doesnt look over 45....i did tell him that on his 60th birthday.

Is it weird that i find my therapist hot? :shy:

 

[lostforgottensoul]

What I want to reply with is: "no it isn't you've got a f*cking ipod for that, which we use. You just can't be arsed to move a bloody clock. Please do so before my next session before I throw it out of the window, with a high risk of me not bothering to open said window before I let it fly!"

That so sounds like me and id so say it too lol.

My therapist gets a kick out of what i say.

 

[EveHarrington]

"You're right, I am a huge slut/whore. I can see it on your face!"

 

[lostforgottensoul]

:hug: @EveHarrington

 

[digger]

Do you buy patterned socks because you like them or to give your clients something interesting to focus on while they're avoiding eye contact?

 

[Ronin]

... How precisely does publishing a popular psychology book on unfaithfulness constitute an 'academic research' and being a 'published academician'?

Curious minds honestly want to know.

 

[Sandstone]

How does that feel for you?

I actually said it!!!!