Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Deleted member 44517]

T - What if I told you you were resilient?
Me - I would think you were full of shit.

 

[Muted]

I’m obviously NOT avoiding:eek:!
I’m here at my session, aren’t I??:smug::geek::cautious::banghead:

 

[Justmehere]

Please don’t leave.

 

[Responses]

I've always wanted to say " I'm sorry but you are just significantly oblivious to how unproductive and ineffective your guidance and suggestions are and how much this shit is gonna blow up in my face. Save the guilt trip and by the way f*ck you"

Good thread

 

[Muttly]

You let me down this week.

 

[Anrish]

Why is it so hard for you to understand that no dreams are a progress because it means "no nightmares"!?

 

[Deleted member 37085]

WT? Really! Here this therapist goes again...just as last week this !!!#@!!*!%!!! therapist I've been seeing since September 2016 waited until the 11th freaking hour to call and tell my friend...not even me...that he is in his office and his back is out AGAIN (just like last week) same song different date/time...and now he's getting ready to go to an emergency MRI appointment that his doc just scheduled for him today.

And that this therapist's back is out again on my appointment day/time (just as it was last week on my appointment date/time! And the appointment was for 1:30 p.m. today and he waited until noon to notify not me...and called my freaking friend instead of me that he is cancelling our appointment just as he did last week!

He's never done this prior to last week and now did the exact same thing this week...meaning cancelling at the 11th hour and also not calling me...but instead calling my friend.

So I called his a** and said are you kidding me...you don't have my phone number...what did you do with it? What number do you have for me...for you've called me at my number numerous times in the past? This therapist said that he had 555-0555 meaning he incorrectly stated one digit of my phone number. I said how did you get this incorrect number that is incorrect by one digit? You've been successfully calling and reaching my number numerous times since last year?

He said he must've transposed it incorrectly...meaning...duh! WT? No. So I said I've been noticing that for the past three weeks you've been dealing with being late and/or a no show for the last three (3) previously scheduled standing appointments/weeks ex. (1st adult to child role-play session) when he said his back was hurting during this session and could not lend even a hand to help me off his office floor because his back was hurting so badly. He said immediately following our appointment he was going to his chiropractor because he was in so much pain.

Then then last week (2nd adult to child role-play session where T was a no-show) my friend and I were in the flipping parking lot of this therapist's office and this therapist called at the 11th hour and cancelled (this was the 2nd unsuccessful attempt to initiate adult to child role-play) because this therapist said his back was out and he was on the floor flat on his back in his (T's) office and this was after my friend and I had just seconds ago this past week called and left a voice mail and said we were in his (T's) parking lot and we were there and were only running a couple of minutes behind. And T called friend's phone and said he'd tried to reach me at my phone number but could not get through...WT? and told my friend that he was cancelling last week's appointment and was going to the emergency room!

Then this freaking therapist this very day - today - 11/7 called at freaking noon and said he was going to have to cancel our 1:30 p.m. appointment today because at 11 a.m. during a session with another client today...his (T's) back has gone out again and an emergency MRI was now scheduled today...it would have to supersede our appointment time today.

I then queried that I was concerned that perhaps he was struggling with his own personal (?) issues re leading me in adult to child role-play? And he said no...and I said how could you get my number that you had written down last year wrong now? No answer other than he must have transcribed it incorrectly from his phone number book.

I said do you want me to find another therapist..."Oh no Jade," he said. And that last week and also this week that he'd brought something called "Binky" or whatever for me to play with (I assume something that belongs to him from his childhood, or from one of his two son's childhood. Hell I don't know. I then said that I was very angry with him and rightly so. And that I was sorry his back is out and that he's in so much pain. And that I need now to be able to count on him. And that I need to know that we are going to continue with ongoing child to adult therapy so I can learn how to play and be spontaneous and not be afraid of playing, etc.

This therapist assured me, then reassured me that we would resume ongoing trauma role play therapy so we made a 4th flipping role-play appointment for 11/20 @ 3 p.m. Hmmm. I shall see if this therapist can get his act together. Yes I care that he's in pain and I also give respect and anticipate receiving same back. I also care that he's missed two appointments back to back and cancelled both of them in the 11th freaking hour and I just want to continue in trauma role-play therapy! Darn it! Grrr! So...my response to my therapist I probably will never ever say...GET YOUR FREAKING ACT TOGETHER BUSTER!

 

[Deleted member 12723]

What's up doc?:laugh::p:D:roflmao:

 

[MyWillow]

I bloody hate when you’re right. It’s really bloody annoying.

Disclaimer: I actually say this quite a lot hahaha

 

[Deleted member 37085]

I'm relieved that this week I do NOT have to experience another week of your whining over your incessant back pain, nor your tardiness, nor you seeming to be constitutionally incapable of calling me at least (as you expect me and your other clients to do) 24 hours prior to our appointment and notify me that you are down in your freaking back and cannot make our appointment.

Couldn't you please call me before I get in your expletive @*%$@!!!! office parking lot and me then having to listen to your telling me that you are down on your office floor and your back is out times two now (two weeks in a row), and that you need a CT, you have to have an MRI, and again waiting to the eleventh hour to tell me our session has been cancelled and with your medical maneuvering and your being professionally unplugged and being repetitively unavailable. Thank you.

Since your tardy and somatic issues and shenanigans started exactly on the very same 1st week of my adult to child role play sessions in your office (and you had NEVER exhibited this victim mentality/dependent/needy behavior during role play sessions or prior) so I asked you if you're having personal history issues with us doing adult to child role play and although you said no...me thinks and do now begs to differ oh therapist my therapist!

 

[Ronin]

Thanks.

 

[Anrish]

Why don't you get it?

And stop saying I have to accept things! Some things cannot be accepted!