Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

I can excel at that myself. :wideeyed::(:hug:

IKR? :hug: :roflmao:

I am trying to find the good things in it and humor to keep going, and Already Got Those Skills is right up that alley, thank you Buggie.

 

[blackemerald1]

I'm sorry I disappoint you every time we have an appointment with not being better than I really am. :cry:

 

[Ronin]

Long version redacted: Do not insult my friends. Or imply they are not good enough.

The other way around. The formal system is full of morons. Them? Hella good at leadership darlings... that would always modestly tell you the long list of everything they absolutely fail at, or simply smile and switch topics to the need dones of the day.

The other reason I think the rest of your team are way better at their work is they have hella respect for out of papers relations and the silence between words.

 

[Ronin]

Stupid with a savior complex is my least favorite type of stupid.

But mad props to me, interrogative ass No.2 in two days, and I did not punch this one either.

 

[Ronin]

Thanks.

That side eye That sounds like assholes, trying to sound nice.
... was all the laughter I needed.

 

[Keming]

T: if the paranoid delusions get worse, you should contact [the psychiatrist]

Secret Me: Paranoid, delusional, and newly verbal... did you think I would keep it to myself?

 

[jaccat]

I know you’ve given up on the insomnia and that’s alright, I get how it’s beyond you, and you’ve been pretty honest about that. But, it’s weird how it’s become such a non-subject that when I mention it, it’s like I’ve said nothing at all.

 

[desiderata310]

Thank you for being honest. You gave up on me. You will never understand how much that hurt to hear. I’m glad my note gave you the kick in the pants you needed but my faith really is shaken. Thank you for inviting me to do more of the same if you start to give up again. But umm, I don’t know if I can always do that. Someone needs to be the therapist here and since my insurance keeps getting the bills, it’s going to have to be you.
Sort yourself out.
Don’t just skim that fancy looking book, read it, too. Get more training. Ask colleagues how to help me.

Pitter patter! I’m coming up on the most difficult time of the year.

I need to know if you’re going to be trustworthy. If not I need to figure out how to prop myself up and not plan on you being there at all. I’m worried that the answer is going to be no, I can’t trust you.

 

[b.matt]

Therapist: "How are you feeling today?"

Me: "Really?"

Therapist: "DBT or CPT will make EMDR and PTSD for your MHTC."

Me: "What?"

Therapist: "Your EMDR. It will DID if you don't hurry and cPTSD your ACT."

Me: "I feel like shit and you're acronyms aren't helping."

 

[Teasel]

Today I was.mostly bored.

 

[Ronin]

You were right about the gatorz.

Right about the branches and drowning, too.
Which is why I have f*ck all idea how to get back to therapy, and instead got back to work.

Because we are avoiding how gutting both the waters, and the gators, are.

 

[somerandomguy]

I wonder if you're really listening to me.

I miss my other therapist. You're just letting me vent. That's not what I need from you.