Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[TruthSeeker]

This is what I'd like to say to my new T.....you ain't got a chance in hell after my last T f*cked me up worse.......I hate anything related to the word, mental health....That T that really screwed with my head.....watch out for the intrusive thoughts...they might just jump out of my head and bite YOU!

 

[Ronin]

:hilarious: Faking well felon might be just the therapist I'd need.

I'm in the biz of trading issues today, hard... Wanna trade that one? ;)

Or not. More like a snatch of your T. Since I ain't giving up that goodie T I got, yet. So one spare therapist in the reserve. :woot:

 

[NatBird]

@berlinda That's something I should have said to my last therapist! "With help like this, who needs PTSD!" Too, true.

@berlinda yes I had a situation yesterday that warranted this but I was too heated. I think there is a certain coolness needed to deliver some of these bad brother boi's:)

 

[TruthSeeker]

:hilarious: Faking well felon might be just the therapist I'd need.

I'm in the biz of trading issues today, hard... Wanna trade that one? ;)

Or not. More like a snatch of your T. Since I ain't giving up that goodie T I got, yet. So one spare therapist in the reserve. :woot:

You don't want this T....she dissociates badly...and doesn't give grounding techniques...and closes her eyes when you talk bad shit........and has memory issues.....out the wazoo! Then there's the stealing money issue from a nonprofit .....and getting caught....and paying out the ass forever...to repay her theft...(new lesson...getting a T....look on their license for the word "felony!" then run....

 

[TruthSeeker]

LOL, brilliant. I'm cracking up here. I know the comment is old but don't care

I asked my old T how to ground, and she sat there demonstrating the technique of breathing.....no shit...could do that already....

 

[Deanna]

I'm tired of my T traveling. I barely get to see her. Sometimes it's a month. There are people in the office that would fill the appt but I don't know who they are.. Tired!!

 

[Ronin]

A day later, I managed to forget half of what we talked about, aside of your 2nd job, Corona virus, and how you & some countries worked out. :banghead:

Not complaining. Just annoyed with myself.

Up side? I can legit claim I have repressed therapy memories, now. :D

 

[Skywatcher]

Thank you for now doing the things that I have secretly wanted for a long time. Especially, thank you for not calling me out on my very open email that was the equivalent of a drunk dial. ?. Gotta love those medications that inspired that.

 

[whiteraven]

Why the actual f*ck are you not able to help me?
(I've come close to saying just that a few times. He's totally ok with it.)

 

[TruthSeeker]

Why the hell do we keeps switching rooms? I get comfortable with one office. I like the first office....not too big, not to small. The second office....very tiny....yeah, way too small, the third roomy office....almost too big......oh, this week...back in the first office....don't you make enough money to rate more than closet space?

You are so much better than my last T-she was a felon and mentally ill herself.........not much comparison there....waiting for the shoe to drop......what can I expect the f is wrong with you?

You mean I have to work in therapy not to dissociate? The last T let me practice.

 

[Ronin]

Speaking of which, we aren't switching rooms *enough* :sneaky:

And thank you so much for hating office sits as much as I do, and liking paperwork waay more than I do.

 

[Sideways]

Your peace lily hates its life in this office.