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Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say
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BloomInWinter
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Me: Then you've never Really known 10% of your patients. How sad for them! I've heard there's classes for that...
Wow, one minute this thread is making me laugh out loud, then the next it's making me cringe... sheesh, it takes all types doesn't it, the good, the badand the ugly!
Today:
T.: ""Don't not go with that instinct... hang on, what the f... did I just say?"
Me.: "Oh, it's ok, I got it."
T." "Wow, could you explain it to me then?"
Much snickering.
T.: "Well, at least you made it on time today... more than i can say for me." (after arriving late because 2 of his 3 children couldn't find their school shoes and he'd had to search the sodden backyard for 4 absconding school shoes, finding only a lone sock for his efforts).
Today:
T.: ""Don't not go with that instinct... hang on, what the f... did I just say?"
Me.: "Oh, it's ok, I got it."
T." "Wow, could you explain it to me then?"
Much snickering.
T.: "Well, at least you made it on time today... more than i can say for me." (after arriving late because 2 of his 3 children couldn't find their school shoes and he'd had to search the sodden backyard for 4 absconding school shoes, finding only a lone sock for his efforts).
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When telling my T that I finally accomplished a goal we'd been working on-- but upon telling her that I was troubled that I had no positive reaction to this accomplishment--that I just felt nothing inside...
T: WOW! That's fantastic!! You did it!! I feel like jumping out of this chair jumping up and down and bursting into happy tears--I'm so moved!
Me: yeah, but I'm not--that's the problem.
T: It doesn't matter. I'm really happy!!---Then moves on to another topic
Me:---Well, geez, as long as you're happy.....that's what we're here for, right?!?:confused:
T: WOW! That's fantastic!! You did it!! I feel like jumping out of this chair jumping up and down and bursting into happy tears--I'm so moved!
Me: yeah, but I'm not--that's the problem.
T: It doesn't matter. I'm really happy!!---Then moves on to another topic
Me:---Well, geez, as long as you're happy.....that's what we're here for, right?!?:confused:
BloomInWinter
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T: "How would you feel...."
Me: [interrupting...] "How about we save some time and just go with....$hiTTY!"
Sheesh...you know, I want to reiterate that my T. is a great guy. Especially for putting up with someone like me!
:tup:
Me: [interrupting...] "How about we save some time and just go with....$hiTTY!"
Sheesh...you know, I want to reiterate that my T. is a great guy. Especially for putting up with someone like me!
:tup:
T: It's ok, I understand
Me: Wtf are you on, how can you?:confused:
T: keeps nodding the whole way through the meeting.
Me: I'm resisting the urge to tell her she reminds my of one of them nodding dogs, and that they annoy me alot.
I tend to just want to rip the head of the dog.:mad:
Me: Wtf are you on, how can you?:confused:
T: keeps nodding the whole way through the meeting.
Me: I'm resisting the urge to tell her she reminds my of one of them nodding dogs, and that they annoy me alot.
I tend to just want to rip the head of the dog.:mad:
BloomInWinter
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T. - "So....where is this compared to being slowly tortured to death?"
Me. - "Above being in prison for my response to that kinda question!"
Me. - "Above being in prison for my response to that kinda question!"
Weazeeeleeeeel
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T: how can I help you.
Me:if I knew that I wouldn't need to be here.
Me:I want to die, is everyones life this difficult?
T: yes( trying to make me feel better)
Me: in that case I'm out if here if it's not going to improve.
On going catatonic
T: try to distracts yourself- go to a public place.
Me: don't think that's a good idea in my current state!
T: ok well do some chores
Me: what part of can't move did you not hear?
T: your ignoring me, in that case I'm going if your gluing to be rude
Me: silence- gone into catatonic state unable to move or talk
T:well goodbye then, call me if you change your mind about us helping you.
Tt: oh look you have a kitchen knife on your lounge floor- I will put it back in the kitchen for you.
So have you felt suicidal today?
Me:if I knew that I wouldn't need to be here.
Me:I want to die, is everyones life this difficult?
T: yes( trying to make me feel better)
Me: in that case I'm out if here if it's not going to improve.
On going catatonic
T: try to distracts yourself- go to a public place.
Me: don't think that's a good idea in my current state!
T: ok well do some chores
Me: what part of can't move did you not hear?
T: your ignoring me, in that case I'm going if your gluing to be rude
Me: silence- gone into catatonic state unable to move or talk
T:well goodbye then, call me if you change your mind about us helping you.
Tt: oh look you have a kitchen knife on your lounge floor- I will put it back in the kitchen for you.
So have you felt suicidal today?
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These are LOL funny! :roflmao:
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