Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[DharmaGirl]

Wow, what a weird thing to say!

 

[Nighthawk]

When my T told me the other day that my ex T had shared my hate mail with him. I wanted to say and how am I supposed to trust you.

Please go to my file and shred all my personal letters to my ex T. I specifically asked for those to be destroyed.:banghead:

 

[raven123]

"Nobody likes me." -patient

"That's not true. I like you." -shrink

"Really?" -patient

"Yes, I like you." -shrink

"Okay, can I have a blowjob?" -patient

"Get out!" -shrink

"But, I told ya I have a sex addiction." -patient

roflmao!

 

[VDWngr1355]

T asks: "Do you believe you are capable of doing anything?"

Me: "What do you mean?"

T: "That your mind has unlimited capabilities?"

Me: "Is this a trick question?"

T: "Getting only four hours of sleep per night can make you psychotic."

Me: "You know where I work right? The retail industry will make me psychotic."

 

[Britt.f7]

I don't think you are really helping me.

 

[Hashi]

((((Britt))))

 

[Hashi]

My T suggested something last week - not pushing me, just to discuss it as a possibility - that was so completely uncharacteristic and against her own approach (let alone mine) that I'm still wondering where it came from. I was tempted to ask, "Are you a pod person? What have you done with [T's name]?

 

[Nighthawk]

T: I'll be gone for the most of January.
M: Oh good riddance.
T: Heyyyyy be nice

LMAO:roflmao:

 

[anni]

' Hello? Oh I'm sorry you must have the wrong number, there's no one by that name here. '

 

[VDWngr1355]

T: "You need to try to get more sleep. Can you imagine getting 7 or 8 hours of sleep a night? What would you do with all the extra energy?"

Me: "wait....7 or 8 hours a night? This is at one time right? Not over the course of a week?"

 

[anni]

Ha! Too funny!!! I also can't imagine taking up so much of my DAY sleeping- which is something that has to be worked on, I realize that. You can always tell when it's something you have to work on when it's something you won't tell your T. Because he'll make you. Just do not have a solution to that one.

 

[Abstract]

You can always tell when it's something you have to work on when it's something you won't tell your T. Because he'll make you

Oh that is funny Anni.:roflmao: And very true.