Irton Pike
Gold Member
I was in a shoe shop this afternoon buying shoes for my three kids. (Theres a 50 % sale on at Clarkes, for all UK types) There was a young bloker talking to a a couple of women as we entered the kids section. He was having a right good swear, effing and blinding. So i told him to stop swearing and he became very threatening and abusive. The wife joined in and asked him how old he was, he said 21. She told him he was acting like a school boy. Cool! He was about 14 inches taller than her. He kept inviting me outside for a punch up but I managed to keep a lid on it despite flaring inside like a wild man. Just poitned out that he was in a kids shoe shop swearing away and wasn't acting like a man. Anyway, I started phoning the cops and he did a runner.
Then we bought shoes. Cool. I didn't lose my rag. Its not often i do something i am right chuffed with myself with but i did today. If there was an icon for blowing your own trumpet i'd put it in here.
I was pretty uptight afterwards and still am so i am off for a five mile run with my whippet (Mr Egg) or i won't be able to sleep tonight.
Then we bought shoes. Cool. I didn't lose my rag. Its not often i do something i am right chuffed with myself with but i did today. If there was an icon for blowing your own trumpet i'd put it in here.
I was pretty uptight afterwards and still am so i am off for a five mile run with my whippet (Mr Egg) or i won't be able to sleep tonight.