The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[AdamAnt]

Wish Granted! your cat stands outside the litterbox and sprays inward, but in doing so forever alters the instinct of his progeny who without the advantage of opposable thumbs can never climb out of disadvantageous circumstances.....

I wish we could shoot other drivers cars with paintballs, a different color for each offence!

 

[pebbels]

That would be awesome lol I like your wish and it is granted, BUT unfortunately for you because your so busy splattering every offending drivers car(and there are many) you smash into a tree, your unhurt but your car is a written off and you had no insurance nor do you have any money to buy a new one :(

I wish i could have a chef cook my meals.

 

[cherryblossom]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately your chef only knows how to cook curry. So it's curry for breakfast, lunch and dinner, from now to eternity.

I wish people weren't so mean to each other

 

[AdamAnt]

Your wish is granted. Everyone is nice to each other....so nice in fact that it's maddening! Hailing a cab on Flatbush ave., you raise your hand and 10 cabbies block all traffic to serve you. You don't want to offend any of them, so traffic STAYS blocked, eventually all of NYC is gridlocked and the rest of the country is is danger!

I wish farts were green so we'd know who to blame!

 

[pebbels]

Your wish is granted. UNFORTUNATELY for you whilst checking out someones butt to see if it really has been granted, this particuarly person had diarrhea, pooh you say i don't want this wish anymore and in a green puff your wish was gone.

I wish i could have my whole house recarpeted.

 

[ISupportHer]

POOF! Granted!

Now, where are the doors and windows? The WHOLE house is carpeted, including the walls and ceilings. And wait, are those cigarette burns? And do I smell urine? Theres an area that looks like a dog peed on it. Several thread bare areas too. You forgot to say NEW carpet! The "Wish Genie" is on a budget like everyone else and fixed you up with USED carpeting! Gonna cost a fortune to clean all those surfaces.. And, OMG, you forgot to specify the color, and you HATE it!
:crazy:


I wish I spent a fraction of the time I spend on the computer, exercising or doing something productive.

ISH

 

[amethist]

Wish granted, you have used your PC so much that your IP provider banned you from using it for 6 months.

You now are running round like a headless chicken trying to get it re-connected, loosing weight and getting fit at the same time.

I wish the washing would do its self.

 

[curiouser]

Wish granted, unfortunately the wash can't see, and you now have a lot of pink laundry that use to be white.

I wish someone would friend me on this forum, as I am currently friendless.:smile:

 

[amethist]

Wish granted curiouser, easiest one done so far.

I wish we all had friends who understood more of what PTSD entails for sufferers and carers.

 

[bonnecanyon]

I wish someone would friend me on this forum, as I am currently friendless.:smile:

Wish granted!

I wish I could trust people more easily.

 

[pebbels]

I Sicerely hear you both but here goes.

Amethist your wish is granted.....you make friends with a girl and she truly understands what you and others deal with on a daily basis but unfortunately she has to go back to her home in Antartica where she is passionate about saving baby seals, READ ON your wish has an extra twist, cyber friends on a forum also understand and they are there whenever you need them :)


bonnecanyon, Your wish too is granted.......but it only lasts for 5 minutes because many dumbshits come along and stuff it up. soooooooooo alas you are back to squareone which is gonna be EARN my trust before i easily trust.


I wish i could take my family to Disneyland.

 

[cherryblossom]

Your wish is granted. You take your family to disneyland, and move in permanently. Unfortunatley the fairy castle where you now live is only really a facade and it's more like living in a shed than a castle. It doesn't take long before the constant crowds of people and kids, along with the non-stop Disney songs drive you all insane...... "It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small small world" is etched forever in your brain and you sing it over and over FOREVER.

I wish I had the next few days off work.