Veterans Retreat

[reddevil1111]

Well, if it felt good in your dream to beat the shit out of yourself, I would post it under sexual depravity. However, if it felt bad to beat up yourself while sleeping I would think thats an extreme form of self punishment.
That leads us to the next train of thought, have you done anything lately that made you feel upset with yourself?
It sounds like your upset with yourself and your mind is helping you get over it by adminstering its own punishment.
I hope I am wrong and your just having a bad day/night. Hang in there Wagon. Your my favorite squid.

 

[Ned]

Wagon I respect your respect for the great British Breakfast.
Red, Black Pudding is the Ambrosia of the gods do not diss it (especially up North).
Jam and Cheese butties, too. And don't even get me started on gravy, an art form.
Getting back to the Retreat, a breakfast of beans & Marmite on toast would be fine. Oops, sorry Jimmy, Vegemite.
And I'll sit outside the wire, try and negotiate with the 'roos.

 

[reddevil1111]

Ive had marmite and vegemite. yuck! now chicken salt ROCKS it!
Kippers and beans, had that and liked it a lot.
Black pudding would work better for tarmac. pave a runway with the shite mate! :)
A right good Sarnie with brown sauce would be delish!
In Australia, I used to get a super baked potato with all kinds of trim on it. chili, cheese, cole slaw...I never saw such tucker before! And all out of an old van. that was very nice.
I drove OTR for a while and went into Canada a bit. Near Alberta. Found a shop that had some serious meat pies. My favorite ones are not in the little tin and all. I like the ones that are folded over so you can pick them up and chow down. steak and mushroom or kidney and steak.
I am stuck eating the same trash day in and out. I miss the good stuff but Colorado cant even get a steak done right.

 

[The Hermit King]

Sign me up Jimmy.

 

[Jimmy1]

How am I going to explain to Margaret that I have 30 + veterans with issues living on our property. Maybe I will just give you guys a map, a compass, and a grid reference. Those that make it will have a nice place to stay, those that don't well 'DOH'.

 

[reddevil1111]

I would deny, deny, deny. What ever you do, never admit any knowledge. Be prepared for torture but never provide information about anything. I would discuss cartoons or the local fauna. Sew some gold into your pants and prepare a map of the local area.
If you feel the need, pre-regester your fields of fire and scout out your op's and lz's.
Dont give in if she decides to play rough and bake a cake. Above all else, Be strong. And if she kills you, can I get your gear?

 

[Ned]

"Maybe I will just give you guys a map, a compass, and a grid reference. "

You're going soft..........

 

[Jimmy1]

Alright, a map, a compass, a grid reference and a fantastic obstacle course with all sorts of surprises in it.
Not to mention our lovely wildlife.

 

[Ned]

OK, got me there. Your wildlife has serious attitude.

 

[Wagon]

I'm out. send me a post card. Don't like wild life that kills you. Although I suspect some of the stuff is over blown on TV. I'll stick to my village, black pudding and fine ales.

 

[Ned]

I'm out. send me a post card. Don't like wild life that kills you. Although I suspect some of the stuff is over blown on TV. I'll stick to my village, black pudding and fine ales.

Even after you subtract the exaggerations there's still a heck of a lot of stuff with the wrong number of legs and far too many spiky bits....

 

[Jimmy1]

I think we have something like 6 or 7 of the worlds deadliest snakes. We have some pretty big croc's around here and further north. We have Emu's that will chase you if you annoy them, Kangaroo's which will box you, and of course
'Drop Bears'.