Veterans Retreat

[BV101]

can we bring serbo-croat scrabble. 197 letters, 4 vowels... If we don't do that, we can play guess what I am thinking about. I think about something and you all have to guess what it is...

A pineapple? no...
Bermuda? no...
the presentation of self in everyday life by irving goffmann? no
the smell of fried onions... no
Mary and Joseph walking through the desert? no

 

[BV101]

You see how it works... It could take hours.
Marilyn Monroe having a fight with Jimmy Cagney over a superman comic? no...
Zanzibar written in Hebrew? no
A catonky? Yes!
I was thinking about a catonky all along...

Oh the laughs we'll have.

 

[Jimmy1]

Just alcohol around a camp fire and a heap of comfortable seats. I am sure we would be good company to each other as long as those faggoty air force dudes don't go taking offence to whatever we say.
lmao.

 

[BV101]

if the RV i PVO* lords don't like it, we could get some china plates out. Even in Jugo land they were c*nts. They had a gay bage as well. It looked like an egale (drawn by an 8 year old) that had just had its neck broken in a 1 hit candygram for mongo style attack...

f*ckers...

anyway... what am I thinking about?
Wrong... it was a pan of mushroom soup shouting at a picture of Billy Joel. If you said soup, Joel, or sound in the canticles, or Billy... give yourself 1 point.

* Jugo air force. Slightly less tough than a JAT stewardess...

 

[Jimmy1]

What are you smoking Alan???

 

[reddevil1111]

whatever it is, it does make him funny. Very funny. I laughed a lot Alan...spot on! :)

 

[BV101]

What are you smoking Alan???

nothing... This is me in my normal state. When I am not swamped in the blanket of mental despair, I am like this. It makes perfect sense. What am I thinking about now?

Thats right, I was thinking about Oklahoma... where the wind stays mainly on the plane.... Where they cook fish right, 2 ducks can have a fight, and they own a record breaking drain...

That might not be the actual words mind you... We could sing it round the camp fire.

 

[Ned]

A purple cantonky or a yellow cantonky?

 

[BV101]

I don't know, maybe a mix... lets have a look and see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTWnVyHNRjY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXU9Ur9QznE&feature=related

Its probably easier for everyone when I am covered in the blanket of doom!

 

[Ned]

Now that's advertising! As is this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERMHbCZkVX8&feature=player_detailpage

 

[BV101]

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[Ned]

Yeah, OK........

But so's this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECLUkShl7Hg&feature=player_detailpage

and this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yWVop7TdIY&feature=player_detailpage