What happend today that made you laugh?

[Deleted member 29920]

1. I thought my neighbours place was on fire due to the strong burning smell coming from it but it turned out he is just a really really really bad cook! :roflmao:
2. The rigmarole I had trying to capture a spider from a high up curtain and put it out of my home first thing in the morning; involved glasses, cardboard, poles and almost the hoover :rolleyes: however, I finally got it and it's living elsewhere now :tup:

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

I have to laugh, or else I'd go (even more) insane at the harmful things that happen daily....

• The things us humans call "progress" are steadily wiping us out and making us sicker/weaker as each day passes.
  
• People/systems we have been taught to depend on for "help" tend to also be deeply immersed and formally taught to follow and recommend the same sea of tox-sick-city that's f*cked us up through the years, yet we continue to religiously abide by their suggestions and expect different results.
  
• The things we remain convinced we "need" are violently wiping out many other species, much of the land that once was able to grow things, and totally f*cking up most basic need of all, clean drinking water....but until the tainted, harmful, undrinkable and totally unusable water comes to a tap near you, most will never even think about it.
• The addictions/conditioned habits that we engage in and ingest daily, and the supposed "good hygiene" products we steadily apply to our selves that we blindly and happily pay for (in more ways than one)/continue to vote for with each dollar we spend, will likely be the painful death we tend to think we work so hard to avoid...not only for ourselves, but for our loved ones who are exposed and follow our lead, and for many other sentient beings who can't speak up for themselves that go totally ignored, more often than not.
  
• The things we love to "celebrate" in the name of whatever helliday they declare a particular day to be to distract us or sometimes give us a day off from the usual grind are making us sick as f*ck as we continually choose to consume much more than we need simply because we strongly feel we "deserve" those things, mainly based on old programming/conditioning/addictions.
  
• The things we've been taught to love to support/be willing to die for tend to create much more divide and conquer rather than actually uniting folks to improve overall conditions....yet I rarely hear much about the concept of finding things to live for, instead.
  
• Is it any wonder that we're all pretty much knee deep, if not drowning, in the shit show we've all worked so hard for so long to support, utilize, and create?
  
• I laugh, and more often cry, while furiously fueling my mind with more ways to continue to be the change I wish to see....and it's exhausting....but feels like the right thing to spend my energies on as I steadily experience rewards, finally, as all my previous choices only served to drain my life force, as well as the ability to see/feel any humor in life....may the laughter never fade.

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Hang time with a pup that's even more hyper-vigilant than I am when we're out and about adventuring in the woods. I thought I was easily spooked....lol...she's a trip. Those big bad leaves just seem to come out of nowhere. lol She reminds me that it's okay to be a nervous wreck at times, but that there's still a whole helluva lot of love underneath all of our fears.

 

[shatter eyes]

Myself.

Out in public during a long demanding day with intense water cannon diahrea after i forgot to take meds with food.
Thankfully tim hortons starbucks mcdonalds are located block after block. Resistance is futile to heavy-D. I was going to shit myself repeatedly at random spasms.

Coffee shop. Mens washroom locked. Womens was unlocked. Fock it... i went in to womens and unleashed a tsunami. Wave after wave. Nature calls with fury force. I laughed at myself listening to the torrent echoing in the toilet bowl.

I called the pharmacy and said i ficked up. I took my meds without food and i am spraying ass graffiti block by block.

I was laughing right down to the last drop... and laughed some more afterwards.

 

[Slushie]

A while ago I broke a key on my laptop, it's kind of OK but comes loose again every now and then. Today it fell off and was on my duvet, I thought 'I better remember to put that back on later'. So I went off cleaning and stuff and realized that the duvet needed to go in the wash.. By this time I had forgotten all about the broken key sitting on it :bored: Put the duvet in the wash, sat down to watch some YouTube videos :facepalm: It was only at that point I thought 'hmm, where's that ' alt' key?!' Duh!!! :rolleyes::hilarious: I'm curious to see if it's still in one piece :hilarious:

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

So....did it survive the laundry scene, @Slushie ?

I'm warmly laughing at the grocery store interaction I had earlier. An older gentleman, at least 6'4" tall, wearing his pistol on his side, approached me and said he loved my outfit....denim bib overall shorts, tank top, hiking sandals, and a straw hat. Said it reminded him of his childhood, but that back in those days, bib shorts was never a thing, though, on the farm. I told him he should see me at home when I add my rubber boots to the ensemble. lol

Then he came back around and was curious to know what it was I was doing at home that required the rubber boots....and we started talking about everydamnthing from foraging to gardening to land surveying (what he does) to politics to his time in the military and even a little religion. He had me writing wild weed names on his hand for him to look up later and go find in his yard, as we were laughing and having a great time.

He said, "This has been great. I love to meet people like you who think and don't mind talking." Come to find out he's 84 years old, but looks and acts a hell of a lot younger. Fun times and quite a few good belly laughs. May I retain such a youthful glow as I continue to grow older. Thanks, sir, you made my day in such a fun way. :)

 

[Slushie]

LOL! @Tornadic Thoughts it miraculously survived and is now the cleanest, best smelling alt key in the world! :whistling::laugh:

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

It happened Sunday, but I'm still laughing. The hubby cuts his own hair with clippers and recently bought a new pair as his other set no longer worked. This time, he forgot to add the attachment and took it right to the scalp. lol He came out to show me the spot and ask what he should do and I got so tickled I couldn't answer for a few. Other than gettin' jiggy with it and designing a fancy patch on both sides, the only solution was to take it all off, of course. He's now got the summer look more than he ever intended, but he seems to really dig it now that it's done. Everything we do up in here becomes some sort of an adventure, it seems, whether we want it to or not. lol

 

[Neverthesame]

The hideous white porcelain pineapple I found while scanning damaged items from our inventory.

 

[shatter eyes]

I was walking and a black white cat started to follow me. It raised its butt. My TBI synapses must had got crossed because the first thought that came to my mind was "its going to spray!" Thinking its was a hybrid cat skunk. I moved away and avoided the cat. It ran ahead and raised its butt again.

Hybrid Cat Skunk? Nahh..
Synapses then sent updated note in neurons. "Cat wants to have sex with you. Its not a skunk."

I laughed and thought of Eric Cartman saying BADDD KITTY

 

[Teasel]

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[420kitty]

Driving through the car wash with my messed up front bumper.