You Know You Have PTSD When...

[Deleted member 5760]

Oh walk the plank.... LOL :)

 

[AdamAnt]

Shiver me timbers, I've been keel-hauled!! HA!

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Hahaha..... ohh AdamAnt your laughter is refreshing.....

If you can't laugh at yourself you know it's all over red rover.... :)

 

[AdamAnt]

Always a pleasure superjen! I learned to laugh at myself, so now I'm always amused about something! :)

 

[ISupportHer]

You know you have PTSD when you cannot watch a baseball game because it is so upsetting that not EVERYONE is safe on base. And "Safe at home" takes on an entirely new meaning.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Don't even go there with the 'I reached second base' stuff ISH... I mean, really..... :P

 

[ISupportHer]

OMG, didn't even think of THAT meaning, LOL!

OOPS

I maybe need a proof reader for my posts, LOL

ISH

 

[Inouk]

LOL - This thread is hilarious! Keep posting please :-0)

You know you are living with someone who has PTSD when:

You find Japanese knifes under your pellow the first time you sleep over;
You find emergy kits in just about all cupboards and closets in the house;
You get a house and car emergency kit for Christmas and a fire extinguisher the following Christmas;
You're being told that open toilet seats+drawers+cupboards are totally unacceptable but won't touch anything until my return for fear of feeling too lonely;
You're being asked the date of the month and the day of the week... everyday;
In the middle of a great conversation, you're being asked what is it we were discussing sweetheart?

And my favorite - You know you are living with someone who has PTSD when they speed dial your phone number 8 times within 3 minutes to tell you damn you are so hard to reach followed by I forgot why I called!

 

[Deleted member 5760]

You Know You Have PTSD When :

You do the runway walk wearing a black belt in karate.... Why? .. 'Because it's FASHION darling'

 

[Iam]

You know you have PTSD when it seems perfectly normal to cry when you laugh, laugh when you cry and do both at the same time for absolutely no reason!

 

[cherryblossom]

You know you have PTSD when your parents (in their 70's) seem more 'switched on', and have a better short term memory than you do!

 

[Deleted member 5760]

You know you have PTSD when :

After a date you wait by the phone praying it WONT ring!