Oh Ayesha it is meant to be funny, I cried I laughed so hard typing it. These are the sorts of stories I cannot tell people in real life! Only my dearest friends know the crap I put myself through trying to fit in, ahahaha!
Humour is my favorite coping mechanism!
Here are some more:
-you have noisy neighbours, so you tell them to keep it down, call the landlord, call the police and go to online noisey-neighbour forums to complain online annoymously about them, and they get an eviction notice three weeks after moving in.
-a guy you are dating makes a cd for you full of meaningful songs, the first one is "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley
-you procrastinate and avoid so much that in doing all the other distracting chores, everything eventually gets done because you're always avoiding something
-you can take revenge on people without even knowing it, and feel incredibly smug afterwards
-you zone out so much that when you join highschool basketball to fit in, you are kicked out of each game for fogetting who your teammates are
-you still fantasize about showing off how hot you are now, 16 years later, to the boy who called you "f-ing ugly" in eigth grade
-you still feel his judgements when you are unsure of a new outfit, and wonder how he would feel about it
-you obsess over people you haven't seen or heard from in 16 years (not all the time-lol!)