You Know You've Been Dissociating/being Absent Minded When...

[Kintsugi]

My experience of dissociation:

Oh. I'm in the kitchen. I'm looking around. How long have I been standing here? I think I'll go smoke.

I go to smoke...

Where's my lighter? I thought it was in my pocket. Did I put it in the kitchen when I came in? I'd better go check...

 

[Deleted member 28403]

The usual sight of me in school is me standing in front of the schedule board and asking someone what day it is... Thiugh I probably asked about 5 times already.

 

[ladee]

When you pour a cup of coffee and it overflows on the counter because you never drank the first one.

 

[Kintsugi]

Someone posted earlier about trying to light a cigarette before it's in your mouth. What about when you try to light a cigarette you lit three minutes ago?

 

[Friday]

There also the very good question of exactly how the pack became empty. :O_o:

 

[Ronin]

And the question of who replaced all the bottles I wanted with all this healthy water & juice nonsense. :rolleyes:

Oh. Right. I don't drink & I'm also trying to not dissociate and not quit on life. Because some smart peoples said and some smart people within listened. Fiine.

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

Dammit. It's January. Because I said so.

Maybe January 4th, possibly the 6th.

STFU it is not March.

J...

What January? Skipped January this year, thank you very much. Literally sleptwalked through it. Thank God it's March.

 

[Ronin]

I had March in February, because needed the bloody spring (TM) quit the winter, already.

And since my January I halfa don't recall.... yep, it's Jan-Marchary. I'm in. :sneaky: Own calenders = win.

 

[Friday]

And the question of who replaced all the bottles I wanted with all this healthy water & juice nonsense. :r...

LMFAO :roflmao:

There is a very specific glare -that I can't replicate in any other situation or scenario- when I look at the results of a particular decision, know it's for the best, and am am still irked at whatever idiot decided on THIS course of action?!?

It's something like a cross between
:shifty: :smug: :wtf: :banghead: :arghh; :facepalm::inpain::angelic::woot::x3: :smug::cautious:

:bored:

 

[Ronin]

Mate, soomehow I have exactly an idea what that look is. :roflmao:

 

[Nessa7]

When your clock has stopped and you spend days thinking it is 5pm

When you go downstairs and can't remember if you have to pee or are thirsty

 

[Friday]

When your clock has stopped and you spend days thinking it is 5pm

:singing:

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

:whistling: