I am serious to the point of considering MJ for this shit. Sometimes to take of the edge!
However, I have an occupation that I think would frown on. Certain incidents could trigger a blood test and or piss test. I have not personally witnessed it though. I do not need any more paranoia in my life than to worry about my career.
Seems like everyone is doing pot nowadays. Do they even test for it anymore (aside from the VA)?
Just curious.
I am right there with you...believe me I am starting to get desperate. The meds are sort of working, but I have gained 35 lbs and have high cholesterol for the first time ever thanks to the damned seroquel.
Standard dipstick drug tests that most employers use these days for pre-employment and randoms test for Cocaine, Opiates, THC metabolites, and Meth. OSHA reportable injuries test for all of those, plus alcohol and hallucinogens and may include a hair and/or blood test.
Here is what my research has shown:
1. It depends what state. If it is legal recreationally, Federal employees can still get busted. As can anyone where the job requires a security clearance. The rest, NBD unless OSHA reportable occurs.
2. If it is legal medicinally, get a scrip. That is easy enough.
3. The VA only tests for illegal drugs under special circumstances. Generally when checking in to mental health and or substance abuse.
4.In states where it is non-legal, company policy and OSHA standards come into play. Lost time injuries and fatalities require testing regardless of state law.
5. In states where it is legit as medicine, you cannot be held responsible by an employer any more than those prescribed heavy duty pain killers, etc.
6. If you are a card carrying tribal member, positives can be argued on religious grounds, but it often takes a lawyer war to get cleared.
7. Nothing is against the law until you get caught.
Also keep in mind that "traditional" methods of beating a test do NOT work. Anyone that states otherwise is an idiot. It ain't 1985 anymore.Niacin does work for LSD, but it does not do shit for the others. Hair and blood tests are unbeatable. Most dipstick tests are unbeatable these days. Please note that the legendary CSF tests have not been used since before I grew pubes, and even then were only used in extreme circumstances.
If I can grow a pair to regress to my old ways from California, I know it works for me. Nebraska however will crucify you upside down and naked, slit your belly, and let the crows feast for having a seed in your ashtray. Hence why I'm being a pussy about the whole thing.