Redirecting rejection thought loops

[The Albatross]

Here comes anxious Annie,
who invades my brains nooks and crannies.
She deprives me of proper breathing
and ramps up my stressing
but I banish her with a blessing.

 

[The Albatross]

Here comes frustration Fredo
armed with a live torpedo.
He barges in startling me with a grin
stealing calm & signaling alarm again.
Fredo, dude, ya don't bring a war weapon
to a blip okay? It ain't Armageddon.

 

[anonymous]

I should make this anonymous, lol

Here comes Kirsty
Digging up the worsty
Of my life
Where's the big sharp knife..
No more Kirsty
Boy I'm sure thirsty
Now I'm rid of the worsty
No more strife

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Here comes Magellan
Robbin' all the joy like a hardcore felon
That sure is some shady shit I be smellin'
Did you remember to grab me a watermelon?

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Oh look...here comes Fred,
Trying to convince me I should feel more dead,
Knowing most of my sanity hangs by a thread,
C'mon, Fred...let's go dance to some Grateful Dead.

 

[Changing4Best]

Here comes Suzie
making me feel woozie
I think I'll take a different route
so I can remain cute!

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Here comes Daisy,
Always telling me I'm crazy,
Straining my brain while making it feel all hazy,
Often leaving me feeling that I must be lazy.

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Here comes Susan,
Trying to feed me some gluten,
Alongside her artificially created fig newtons.
Here I stand, steadily refusing,
While reminding her how that's straight up abusing.
Although it can be super confusing,
Don't let self fall for these food-like illusions
That work to sustain such painful intrusions.

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Whew! Been navigating the masses all day, and I've got to say, it ain't easy. So many rhymes, so little time.

Here comes Judy,
Spouting her shit all rudely,
Her manners must stay off duty.
Judy could stand to eat more fruity,
Shake more booty,
And soak up more beauty...
Time to wrap up this tour of duty.

 

[mumstheword]

Here comes foggy-brain Debbie
I'm all caught up in her web-y
Freeze-dried pickled brains today
Lord I pray that one day she goes away
Leaving me clear and bright
Lordy wouldn't that be a sight!

Here comes Aversiony Ava
She gets in my ear with her aversiony rave,. huh?
What's that Ava?
You want me to be a slave, huh?
- to your hide-away fear
Leaving me alienated from those closest and dear
I think not
I'll not rot
Here in the cave of my fright
I'm moving right into the light
And gettin' some hugs instead
Let me outa this bed!

 

[mumstheword]

Oh here's zombie-like Zena
convincing me I don't need to be cleaner
Leaving me unwashed, unfed and squashed
under her zombie-like demeanour
You know what Zena?
I'm gonna get clean, yah,
I'm gonna push through
And cook up a stew
I'm coming back to life
gettin' past all the strife
getting moving and dancing
taking chances and getting leaner!

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Hahaha!!! You're good at this, @mumstheword ! I'm diggin' it. You could be spittin' some rhymes on stage somewhere. :cool: