Greeting Cards That Should Be In The Ptsd Section....

[BloomInWinter]

Dear Dad,

Happy Father's Day.

I know you were a lousy dad, but at least you had 4 good sperms. Maybe 6.

That we know of. So far.

Let's celebrate the small achievements, shall we?

 

[BloomInWinter]

Happy Birthday!

...er....Happier Birthday?

Well, hoping you get a day of total relief from your life as it's been so far, anyway.

That, by comparison, would be happy!

So, yeah! Happy Birthday!

 

[BloomInWinter]

Sheesh...I really should be banned from starting threads during certain...ahem...times when just eating chocolate would suffice....

 

[The Albatross]

Boo!

Made you jump didn't I?
Happy Halloween

???

 

[Nicolette]

I am guessing this is a sarcastic thread Bloom? I have moved it into Chit Chat. If I have misunderstood please PC me to fix. Thanks

 

[The Albatross]

Happy Anniversary to my violent, cocane addicted, cheating, mean, narcissistic ex-husband.
Honey you're such a special person in my life, I can't tell you what a comfort it is to know that you're more messed up than I could ever be. I love you and thank you for pulling that shot gun on me, you saved my life. If you hadn't have done that, I'd most likely still be your doormat and punching bag. Provided of course, I would still be breathing.

(Now I'm just being silly... I don't think Hallmark even makes cards for and there isn't a holiday of rememberance for ex husands...)

 

[Mockingbird13]

Happy Valentines day !

But wait since I have no feelings for you, I probaly wont send this card. So...never-mind .

(I know this is in bad taste, but It relieves some of the stress, thanks )

 

[alixipain]

Happy Fathers Day, For you it would be, But your NOT a father your SCUM! So Happy Scumbag day!

 

[alixipain]

Happy Valentines day !

But wait since I have no feelings for you, I probaly wont send this card. So...never-mind .

(I know this is in bad taste, but It relieves some of the stress, thanks )

If it was me I would attach it to a box that said "open with caution it might go "boom". But then again I would get in deep doo.

 

[BloomInWinter]

That's the point of this...sarcasm and venting. Albeit juvenile but hey, It's my abuser's fault parts of me are such being junvenile, anyway!

 

[BloomInWinter]

Happy 'Mother's' Day, 'Grandma',

To one of the biggest 'Mothers' I know!

May you get EXACTLY what you deserve...

 

[BloomInWinter]

I am guessing this is a sarcastic thread Bloom? I have moved it into Chit Chat. If I have misunderstood please PC me to fix. Thanks

...er, sorry about that! SG.

Yes, it is sarcastic. Thanks!