Greeting Cards That Should Be In The Ptsd Section....

[justwannabeme]

Thinking of you today, and making special wishes just for you.
Here's to a special surgeon, may the rest of your life be filled with just a week inside my head.
I think of you everyday and make special wishes just for you....did your hands fall off yet, how about your penis?
Everyday I look at the mess you made of my feet and deal with the pain and the fu*ked up bedside manner you had and think of you with such wonder. I wonder, will my wishes ever come true for you. And yes, you really are an insignificante waste of a human being. Just wanted you to know.

 

[atl22]

Don't get well soon.

You're going to die anyway.

We will not go to your funeral.

You will be buried by the State.

(oh ,wait, that's what my family actually said to me....wrong thread?)

 

[Sethe]

Dear Dad,

Happy Father's Day.

I know you were a lousy dad, but at least you had 4 good sperms. Maybe 6.

That we know of. So far.

Let's celebrate the small achievements, shall we?

OMG Bloom! I needed the laugh. It's been 'one of those days.'

 

[BloomInWinter]

This Father's Day,

I just wanted to say that although you never wanted me, I'm so glad you screwed up and made me anyway.

Congrats at being unsuccessful at keeping you sperm to yourself.

Honoring You Just By Living,

Me

 

[BloomInWinter]

Dear Ex,

Happy Birthday in your prison cell!

May you have many, many more!

 

[BloomInWinter]

Dear Ex,

Happy Birthday in your prison cell!

May you have many, many more!

I guess I should qualify that...I have three ex-es rotating through prison time. This is to all of them...

 

[BloomInWinter]

To The Woman Who Gave Birth To Me,

I'm sorry you chose such a $uck@$$ as the sperm donor.

Thanks, anyway!

 

[BloomInWinter]

Dear 'Parent'

It's the thought that counts.

Hence, the Postage Due on this card.

You still owe me .99 cents for the card, too.

 

[alixipain]

Get well not..
In fact I hope your dementia puts you back into the place you put me..
I hope you see fists hitting you daily..
I hope you feel the pain of your teeth being pulled with pliers..
I hope your mind rapes you daily
I hope you are kept prisoner by it.
SO stay sick its better for us all!

 

[alixipain]

For my ex
Happy Valentines Day
I hope your tests come back as positive
Scabies so you'll be red as a rose
Syphilis so you can be spotted like a tiger lilly
and Chlamydia for the violet blooms!

Mines clean for I know where my _____ has been....
(Not anywhere near you!)

 

[Mockingbird13]

Get well not..
In fact I hope your dementia puts you back into the place you put me..
I hope you see fists hitting you daily..
I hope you feel the pain of your teeth being pulled with pliers..
I hope your mind rapes you daily
I hope you are kept prisoner by it.
SO stay sick its better for us all!

Ouch !!

 

[BloomInWinter]

Thanks!!!

For proving once and for all that you are completely undeserving of any of my trust.

It is appreciated.