Greeting Cards That Should Be In The Ptsd Section....

[Vee Lagrome]

Mom,
You know why on Mother's Day you NEVER got one of those....you are the best mothers in the world cards?

Because YOU'RE NOT. You SUCK AT IT!

What makes this even funnier is the picture of Calvin making that face next to it! :roflmao:

 

[BloomInWinter]

Happy Easter,

To the person who made me know that God was hateful, judgmental, and looking forward to burning me up and torturing me over and over by beating me to make me LOVE GOD.

Thank GOD you're so 'Christian'....

May Your Version of Hell Be True.

 

[Heather]

Happy Easter
May Your Version of Hell Be True.

WOW - That is one EVIL EASTER CARD!:tup: Can borrow it when you're done?

 

[freakofnurture]

Dear Mom/Dad,
please die.
Indifference,
your... whatever, f*ck you.

 

[ISupportHer]

:) I think I did a similar thread a looooooong time ago.

I remember this one.

Front of the card has picture of The Godfather or some mafia related scene.

Inside message:

You getta ina my space

I breaka you face!

ISH

 

[deer_in_headlights]

For Nuclear Power Executives:

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Not anymore
No thanks to you...

Why don't YOU expose yourself to radiation by going to damaged reactors yourselves?
Clean up the mess from your lucrative, sloppy, cost-saving designs.
Brooms and washrags are right through THAT doorway with the flashing red light.

 

[goingonhope]

Dear Doc, Please Get Well Soon,
So you can not only collect you check at the end of the week,
but you can perform your duties through the course of it.
:cautious:
------

Dear Doc, Every day til your birthday, I'll be wishing that you have another happy day,
while praying that you awake each morning basking in feelings of importance!

Since I don't know your Birthday, you can enjoy this 365 days a year;
.....For just so long as you're feeling happy and important, so might you patients be served.

Happy Birthdays! And, many more.

------

:notworthy:

 

[Marie E.]

Dear Fondest Father, Thank You!!! Thanks for F-ing up my life!!!!!

 

[Quarantine Queen]

This is a great thread!! It is so nice to not take it all so serious sometimes :) Ok a greeting card for the PTSD section:


FRONT OF CARD:

For my dad, asshole, brother, aunt, uncle, neighbor, mom, husband, teacher, tormentor, raper, bar tender, beater, stranger, step dad, loser, sadist, date, molester, boyfriend, friend, milk man, ex, doctor, cell mate, coach, babysitter, pedophile, junkie, baby daddy, killer, room mate, instructor, and on and on listed over the whole front.

THEN OPEN AND IT WOULD BE A MUSICAL CARD PLAYING THIS:

Now that you are out of my life,
I'm so much better,
You thought that I'd be weak without ya,
But I'm stronger,
You thought that I'd be broke without ya,
But I'm richer,
You thought that I'd be sad without ya,
I laugh harder,
You thought I wouldn't grow without ya,
Now I'm wiser,
You thought that I'd be helpless without ya,
But I'm smarter,
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya,
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya,
Sold nine million.

I'm a survivor ,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gon' stop ,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor ,
I'm gonna make it ,
I will survive ,
Keep on survivin',
I'm a survivor ,
I'm not gonna give up ,
I'm not gon' stop,
I'm gonna work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin' .

INSIDE CARD:

(With a pic of me in a boxing uniform with gloves)

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And to think just yesterday you were changing my diapers! A lot has changed since then! I grew up!
Try me now Moth#@r Fu$%#r!!



Video of song live below for those interested by Destiny's Child :) Not all the lyrics work but most do :)

 

[BloomInWinter]

THANK YOU

Dear [insert @$$hole fam member here],

Without your fine example, I'd have never allowed myself to give up trying to make a relationship better. Like I am now.

SEE -- I don't care WHAT my Therapist says, you're not COMPLETELY worthless!

:/

 

[Grace11]

Dear ExHusband, I really enjoyed meeting your movie star/model 11 years younger than me girlfriend. Thank you for being kind enough to warn her I have "problems" before we "randomly" met so she could do me a favor by talking to me like I am a 2 year old. I can't wait to see her in her next movie!!!! Yay!

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Dear ExHusband, I really enjoyed meeting your movie star/model 11 years younger than me girlfriend. Thank you for being kind enough to warn her I have "problems" before we "randomly" met so she could do me a favor by talking to me like I am a 2 year old. I can't wait to see her in her next movie!!!! Yay!

Grace!! :( *HUGS*