Bum Wiping & Wet One's Aka Moist Towelette's

[shattered mask]

It was quite funny that couple of months ago I got the idea to use the baby wet one's to finish off the bum wiping after a good poo, because I just didn't think toilet paper was doing the job properly. Fair enough, wet ones are awesome, clean your bum heaps better.

What was really funny... Will Smith was over here for something and they had him on the radio and bum wiping came up! Low and behold, the man is also a huge fan of using wet ones to finish of the wipe, leaving the bum nice and clean.

I was totally agreeing with the statement he made to challenge Kyle, a radio presenter here about it, which said, "You can wipe your bum 5, 10, 15 or 20 times with toilet paper... then, take out a moist towelette and wipe it, and I guarantee you'll be disgusted with yourself on how dirty your bum has been your entire life."

Well... I cracked up, because that was the truest statement that also just happened to coincide with my own raising and trying this months prior, then mentioning to my lovely wife, how awesome it is to use wet ones to finish off the bum wiping and really leave your backside clean. She's secretly impressed... even though she may comment otherwise here.

I'm a fan... are you one?

I am converted, and have been for a couple of months now. Toilet paper to begin the process, then finish off with a wet one (moist towelette or whatever name given in relevant country). Haven't had an itchy bum, na da... in months. Feels so much cleaner now.

This is by far the silliest thing I have ever "liked". Thanks so much!

 

[Kintsugi]

You guys are killing me here. I have been avoiding this thread since it was born, and I too was thinking--"Anthony is... writing about bum wipes?" but to be totally honest, this thread surfaced about two weeks after I considered this option myself while dealing with public restroom TP, which is really some tissue paper that someone wove together with the idea of toilet paper and then probably marketed as .0002 ply.

Now I really want to try it but new housemates just moved in and they'll think I'm NUTS. But now I'm envious of how many clean bums will be on this forum! >.< Everyone deserves a clean a*s. I have also considered carrying them for my dog, just so that I can be extra extra sure she's clean and does her business in a cleanly fashion. I know, I probably AM nuts, right? ^-^

Nicolette, don't worry about your Nancy Naysayer of a husband's words on getting a baby. When I was about 12 they came out with a doll that actually pees. You could just get one of them! I guarantee you that if you are checking out at the grocery store with a peeing plastic doll in your shopping cart, they won't even notice the wet wipes!

 

[freakofnurture]

I just don't know if they're really worth the extra expense.

Take ~5-6 pieces of toilet paper, fold that tp snake in half loosely, again, again, until you have bunched up tp ruffles sticking out between your fingers, carefully wet the outmost layer under the faucet, wipe. Works great for me; proven every night when I thoroughly wash my bum with a washcloth and leave no brown stripes.

I can also see now how it can be an advantage in life to be constipated constantly. I poop a heap of pebbles every now and then, and wiping for me is mostly a habit that I refuse to give up :D

Everybody cheer for coprophiliac exhibitionism! *gigglesnort*

 

[Jet]

This came up as a topic on our local radio station's afternoon show (the mens room on kisw 99.9). I can't remember which celebity they were talking about (might have to go back and check their podcasts just for kicks) but apparently this was a relationship deal breaker for him. No baby wipes in the bathroom (or be willing to switch over to them) no relationship. End of story.

 

[OKRADLAK]

HAHAHA! This thread is better than Prozac! I can't stop laughing and don't want to stop. So I am going to re-read the whole thing again!!!

 

[Reclusive]

LOL It is better than prozac. HRM. I'm gonna have to go to the store in the next day or so, I think I'm gonna pick some up. And make sure they're toilet safe.

 

[Kintsugi]

All of Anthony's YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FILTHY YOUR ARSE IS comments are really starting to freak me out. I may HAVE to do this for my own peace of mind.

 

[freakofnurture]

There's a veritable swamp between your cheeks, Miss. A dried up, crusty swamp with bits of tp sticking to the skin :D

 

[OKRADLAK]

Oh my gad!!! If I need a boost of brain chemicals, this is the thread. STILL LAUGHING!!

 

[Nicolette]

Anthony has a environmental confession to make after reading the back of his wipes "do not flush"..... hmmmm...naughty boy! We bought him flushable ones; I just don't get how doing the right thing is more expensive. The wipes he was using $5.48 per 100 - the flushable version $7.98 per 100. :confused:

Must cost more $ to make sure that things can go down the toilet! :poop::roflmao:

 

[KP the nut]

Dr Gillian McKeith, who inspects poo on the British TV programme 'you are what you eat' says that the perfect poo shouldn't need wiping and should leave the bottom clean - yuck

 

[Nicolette]

Now KP we can get really technical as also there is a difference if you poo floats or sinks straight to the bottom. One means too much fat in your diet (can't remember which) but you still may have good breakage if enough fibre in your diet. :eek: