August Competition One

[anthony]

The following two brain teasers are simple enough, and a starter to this months competition giveaways.

Prize: Premium Member account upgrade for one-year, worth $45.

Terms

1. Any member can participate.
2. Existing premium members can gift the upgrade to a friend, as you can't have what you already got.
3. The first post in this thread that contains both correct answers, wins.

Teasers
1. Mary's mother had three beautiful children. She named her first March, she named her second April. What will her third child be named?

2. Joe the local butcher can spin quite the yarn with his customers. Joe is six foot, two inches in height, solid build. Joe wears a size 15 boot and his stride when stepping is 55 centimetres. What does Joe weigh knowing all these factors?

 

[Sandstone]

1. The third child is already named as Mary
2. Joe weighs meat

 

[anthony]

Congrats Stenni.... your account will be upgraded in a minute.

 

[Nicolette]

Well done Stenni :tup:

 

[Sandstone]

Feel a bit bad about getting in so quickly.

I'm not on here enough to justify Premium Membership. Please donate it to the highest posting currently active member who isn't already Premuim.

 

[anthony]

I'm not on here enough to justify Premium Membership. Please donate it to the highest posting currently active member who isn't already Premuim.

Ok... I will reverse, and that would be JuneBug as the highest poster and active.

 

[anthony]

Junebug now gifted with your prize.

 

[CraftyCath]

Please donate it to the highest posting currently active member who isn't already Premuim.

Oh wow that was so generous of you Stenni and congratulations on your very quick thinking!:tup:

Junebug now gifted with your prize.​

Ah sweet Junebug will be pleased!

 

[Nicolette]

Very generous and selfless of your Stenni. Thank you and I am sure Junebug will be delighted.

 

[kers]

Stenni, well done on the riddles and quite kind of you to donate the prize!

 

[crazytrain]

Wow, that was fast! JuneBug is a very worthy recipient, and is also very lucky to have someone so kindly be so generous! Well done!

 

[Loveneverfails]

What a great way to kick off the competition. Made me smile. Well done Stenni. :)