When a man has lipstick on him you know he has been kissed. When a woman has lipstick on you know she hasn't.
Why are single women thinner than married ones? Because a single woman comes home from work, looks in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman looks in the bed and goes to the fridge.
(Sorry guys!
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Why are single women thinner than married ones? Because a single woman comes home from work, looks in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman looks in the bed and goes to the fridge.
(Sorry guys!
)
