General “He just needs more sports. And a cold shower“

[Friday]

I loathed statistics when I had to do it (compulsory) at Univ., and I pity anyone that can remember that blah blah off the top of their heads... :hilarious::sneaky::oops::sorry:

I suspect they have a super secret club that uses spaceships & time machines to go on extra fun oo7 type missions across the galaxy (stopping off in Paris for croissants and lingerie on their way home to send the kids to school in the morning) and THAT’S WHY they make the classes so needlessly torturous ( :wtf: Stats classes should be judicially mandated for crimes, not thrust upon unsuspecting students) and appear so mind numbingly dull in public. It’s all a ruse. An ingenious clever, unbreakable ruse. That we mere mortals cannot penetrate.

Seriously, though (not that I’m not being serious above :cautious: :shifty: I wanna join the club! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!) my kid is a numbers guy... and I never would have seen the beauty in them, except through his eyes. In his mind numbers come alive, and I get this teeny tiny glimpse of how he sees the world (and maths)... and it’s gorgeous. Still utterly incomprehensible, but gorgeous.