A Bit More Modern Science For Mental Health.

[Ned]

Keep your crystals, I'm warping my flux capacitors!

 

[Sludge]

Additionally this post plagiarizes directly from numerous scientology and dianetics (no, you crazies do not garner capital letters...)books. Just cut and paste the key phrase into Google, and watch the show.

 

[Wagon]

There is no hiding. L Ron Hubbard is everywhere. (y)

 

[Sludge]

Opps, best I go and hide then until its safe to come back out

No worries, I use the Monty Python Witch Identification Manual. I had to. She turned me into a newt.

As long as you weigh the same as a duck, you're safe.;)

 

[JarHed]

WOW!!!

I heard that coffee enemas will cure PTSD. And if not you'll be very alert and ready to go, and go and go. :eek:

Yeah, Scientology for sure.

 

[Wagon]

Tom Cruise will save us.

 

[Sludge]

Sadly, I am not pretty enough, nor do I make enough money, to have the Cruisians and Hubbardaians clean me free of fossil alien soul residues.

Besides, my Intrinsic Polyphase Alignment Crystals protect me from the very real threats of Velveta Colonoscopy, Exploding Hamdingers, and reality that Jesus loves me but everyone else still thinks I'm an asshole.

Also, my foil hat is superior to any of yours AND the voices only speak to me. ME. MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Ned]

As often, I leave the last word to Mr. Python:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jVygqjyS4CA

 

[JarHed]

Absolutely priceless. I love those guys. :D