Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[trying2movefwd]

Transference : Watch out, the T now knows you way too well. Lol

 

[Anarchy]

Recovery from PTSD,
A small but essential step in the process of realising just how many of the people in your life have narcissistic personalities.

 

[Anarchy]

A supportive family,
Can be very helpful or even indispensable when it comes to re enacting humiliation and invalidation.

 

[Ronin]

Psychoanalysis = An art of being a misogynist perv and getting paid royally for it.

 

[Ronin]

BPD = The disorder people talking of gendered and racialized violence have by default.

Unless it's Psychosis = The symptom that is never a symptom, always a disorder, also synonymous with schizophrenia and leper.

 

[Anarchy]

BPD
Beware of the Person Diagnosing

By throwing that label around, they're showing that they're hiding something big and nasty.

 

[Ironlady]

These are great. Thank you guys for the much needed laugh. Lol :hilarious:

The therapy couch: where the mere act of changing the cushion you sit on can be conidered the break through of the year.

 

[Anarchy]

Integration:

= the ability to re-enact at the press of a single button:banghead:

 

[Ironlady]

Complex ptsd: for reference refer to the movie Flowers in the Attic.
Flashback: for reference refer to the movie Groundhog Day
Trigger: Rat poison, the smell of donuts, Sonny and Cher's "I've got you babe", weathermen, grandmothers, attics And all those damned groundhogs!

Victim Stage: rinse and repeat all three

Survivor stage 1: rinse and repeat last two

Survivor stage 2: rinse and repeat last two as you think of your triggers in a cozy home and happily sing to the Bloodhound gang in the shower. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
We don't need no water—Let the motherfecker burn!
Burn, motherf*cker, burn!

Thriver: Someone who may look like braveheart, act like Nelson Mendela and sound like the song Its a beautiful world only sung by Disturbed. :whistling:

 

[Ronin]

We got a winner here, @Ironlady. I snorted up my coke reading you. (The drink, not anything else.)

 

[Ironlady]

We got a winner here, @Ironlady. I snorted up my coke reading you. (The drink, not anyt...

Ding ding ding!!! And all my clever effort has paid off! It was my mission to make someone really laugh today and affirm my talents in the soda pop coming out the nose effect! :D :hug:

 

[Ronin]

It was my mission to make someone really laugh today

Accomplished & score. *did the wave that totally was 'dismissed, bring more beer please and thank you kindly... eh, soda'* :hilarious: