Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Deleted member 29920]

Delusions of grandeur - yet another way for them to tell you you're just not good enough.

 

[City Slicker]

Counter Transference: When the client's cheque bounces.

 

[Ronin]

@C j :hilarious:

Alright, so I don't just chime in empty handed and giggling.

Napoleon Complex = Taller people again don't get how damned frustrating it is to not be able to reach your necessities and having to tell them everything four times before they notice you.

 

[Ironlady]

@C j :hilarious:

Alright, so I don't just chime in empty handed and giggling.

Napo...

Dead.. :dead::roflmao::hilarious:

 

[Forgetful]

Reverse Pyscology

The ability to make your therapist cry

 

[Blessed84]

Mindfulness - attempting to forget everything that happened to you by thinking only of the present moment

Exactly.

 

[Ronin]

Recovery = That state in which humor is just humor, instead of coping with acute deep suicidal compulsion.

 

[Ironlady]

Paranoia: The feeling you have after voting in the U.S. presidential election

 

[Ronin]

Situational Awareness - That state of realization the government really isn't after you, even after bothering to show up to vote, reminding them you still exist.

Shame - What you feel for above situational awareness. Damn, if they were, you'd go full action and happy for correct understanding.

 

[Friday]

Exposure Therapy : Doing the same thing over & over, expecting different results.

:roflmao:

 

[Ironlady]

Exposure Therapy : Doing the same thing over & over, expecting different results....

:hilarious: Spot on. Lololol

 

[Friday]

:hilarious: Spot on.

And yet it effing works! (????)

This is how I know I'm crazy ;) Normal Rules Do Not Apply

Sorry Einstein. I broke physics. :bag: