Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Friday]

Sense of Foreshortened Future - Someone stole my crystal ball :shifty:

Anxiety Attacks - Lazy Man's Exercise

Mild Anxiety - Vice made of razor sharpened claws. Around. My. Heart.

 

[Friday]

Distress Tolerance - Does not usually throw people or objects out nearest window.

Situational Awareness (in conjunction with distress tolerance) - Determines whether window is open or closed before defenestrating offending object or personage.

 

[Ironlady]

Distress Tolerance - Does not usually throw people or objects out nearest window.

Situational...

You are brilliant with words/descriptions.. always make me smile in amusement and in delight.. even when life is shit. Just sayin'.. ;)

Thank you for being you. I appreciate ya Friday.

 

[Ironlady]

Repression: When you are on a jog in the countryside and you assure yourself that you will not need to release any bodily waste while on the jog even though it's your bodies desire.

Denial: When your stomach starts to cramp and you try to convince yourself it's just because you are feeling a bit anxious about jogging on the country road by yourself.

Realization: When you realize it's not anxiety. You just have to shit really bad

Compulsion: Even though you say to yourself only one more mile!!! You start eying the cornfields for a place to make a deposit and find yourself 10 rows in.

Liberation: Making the deposit.

True story. :oops::whistling::hilarious:

 

[Ironlady]

Grounding: When there is nowhere else to go but back up.

 

[Ronin]

Self Respect = When you don't tell yourself to go f*ck yourself, acknowledge being tired with violence may be a thing instead of unprofessional and waay not catching up on life, and go back to your caffeine induced sleep.

 

[Ironlady]

Social Anxiety: A solid savings plan because you never want to go shopping let alone make it to the cashier.

 

[Ironlady]

Suicidal ideation: Any moment when you are reciting Shakespearean quotes in your head. "To be or not to be.. That is the question."

 

[Ronin]

Suicide Prevention = You at least rewrite the bloody Romeo & Juliet because come on, everybody dying is frankly stupid, and there's no romance in stupid.

 

[Ironlady]

Yes.. cause otherwise @Ronin it just falls into Suicidal Awareness. :shy:

 

[Ironlady]

Anger Management Tools: A sledgehammer, a cutting torch and a junked out car.

 

[Ronin]

Grounding Tools - forgetting where you have your passport and attempting to verbalize distress even if the only word you remember properly is a multilingual 'f*ck'