Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Recovery4Me]

DBT's - The Wise Mind

Knowing the hard truth but wise enough not to share it.

 

[Recovery4Me]

Feelings of mistrust:

If previously not recognized within your PTSD Patient, this symptom can be recreated for further dialog, by cheerfully offering that "the world is a safe place" during your session.

*Note - for full symptom emergence, rearrange your furniture, offer news of your new location or offer the remaining number of sessions

 

[sedna]

Feelings of mistrust:

If previously not recognized within your PTSD Patient, this symptom c...

" The world is a safe place " No, their world is a safe place. They want you to just grasp that you're now in Sesame Street where everything makes some kind of sociological sense.

Its nice that it does for them, really only less than half of them. The rest cry themselves to sleep clutching their Buddhist Psychology books like the Bible.

Do they think we dont realize that the Feng Shui expert is a second cousin twice removed that's new in town? Ha!

 

[Anarchy]

Coming to terms with the world - as it really is:

The re-branding of an accomplishment described during the 19th century as Dysesthesia Ethiopsis, in which Massa's posessions no longer felt the pain of or reacted to, a "good" whipping.

see also:

• Hysteria
• Oppositional Defiant Disorder
• Sluggish Schizophrenia
• Draeptomania

 

[Anarchy]

Feelings of mistrust:

frequently (and completely rationally and justifiably) triggered by the ominous, threatening and terrifying phrase;
"I'm here to help you"

 

[Ronin]

triggered by the ominous, threatening and terrifying phrase;
"I'm here to help you"

:hilarious::tup: (In which words don't say how humor reaches trauma, but god, you nailed it.)

 

[Ronin]

Psychosis - The client is from a vastly different cultural background & experiences a life in the areas we don't even know the names of, so definitely must be crazy.

 

[Recovery4Me]

Integration:

The future technology of 3D matting of Social Plugins during real-time therapy sessions. Allows thumbs up, thumbs down, or blocking the therapist temporarily to give them time-out to reconsider their modality. *Assistive and designed for the patient's feeling of mistrust ...

 

[Anarchy]

Co-Morbid:

a gloomy enabler.

 

[Anarchy]

Integration:

The future technology of 3D matting of Social Plugins during real-time therapy sessions. Allows thumbs up, thumbs down, or blocking the therapist temporarily to give them time-out to reconsider their modality. *Assistive and designed for the patient's feeling of mistrust ...

fast forward, pause, off and eject too...
_______________________________

The late Arthur C Clarke to the very much current Sugata Mitra

"A teacher who can be replaced by a machine, should be"

 

[Anarchy]

Do they think we dont realize that the Feng Shui Expert is a second cousin twice removed that's new in town? Ha!

In one of Terry Pratchett's books, CMOT Dibbler had taken up Feng Shoooey
he wisely advised one client to always leave the toilet seat down - to prevent the dragon of despair from flying out and up his client's...

the troubling thing was, as soon as someone had mentioned the dragon, it took on a real existence and behaviour - and it flew out of the bowl and right up Dibbler's client's... :arghh;

They're dangerous! all of them:wideeyed:

 

[Deleted member 19804]

Co-Morbid:

a gloomy enabler.

Co-Morbidity :

• A fancy word used to explain that your problems don't all fit into one diagnostic 'box', which causes the therapist to select other vaguely similar boxes in order to account for the full range of symptoms.

See also: DSM-V : the book version of looking up your symptoms on the internet and freaking out about the search results.