Alternative Dictionary Of Therapy (humor)

[Friday]

Roomy Nation

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me..."

...preferably until 3am. When wake up is at 4am.

:banghead: Stop, brain. Stop with the thinking more and more and more über cheerful thoughts. Oh wait! Here's a particularly wretched one! Let's get that one for sure! Noooooooo

alt spelling : rumination

 

[Friday]

Grounding

When a soft warm bed is unsleepable, but the cold hard ground sleeps just fine.

 

[Keming]

Avoidant Personality Disorder
client insists on learning from past mistakes instead of just making new ones

 

[Ronin]

Sanity - Another word that should be in a dictionary under 'S' and you can't find it...

No I didn't mean self-destruction, Google is useless for it too.

 

[Ronin]

Memory - Masks, Marks, Madness.... oh, right, memory is that thing connecting different lives. Usually.

Map. This dictionary, like despair / determination map, needs be read from some other side. :sneaky:

 

[Friday]

Roominate verb.

1. The partial-total destruction of a room. Whether in fit of pique / stress-cup-ish-ness, or as 1 of 10,000 ongoing projects.
2. Looking at said room, deciding to clean it later, & saying "I'll be back."
3. How Arnold Schwarznegger does interior design

Alt Spelling Ruminate

 

[Friday]

Exhaustipated. (?)

To tired to give a shit

 

[Ronin]

Not Giving A Shit = Also found in this dictionary under 'Self Care'.

 

[Anarchy]

Spider webs
Associated with long term indifference.

 

[The Albatross]

Low Frustration Tolerance
Um verb? adjective? F' I dunno
Definition: when things pile up like the ball of shit a dung beetle rolls up and um when, I mean... well er... Oh @&%(!!+++**%%%@@@###!!! :O_o: ;)

 

[UnKnown-Self]

Brain Fog: Disscociation Lite

 

[ExitLight]

The Stupid Filter: When you can't tell if it's a "you" problem.
Or if the person you're talking to is just plain stupid.