Another Victory In The Terror War. Cheerio!!!

[Wagon]

After a long and torturous period of sufferring for the American People, Piers Morgan has finally been sacked.

Dear UK, please take this bastard back. Maybe set him up with BBC Falklands.....Special sheep reporting division. It was not very nice of you to let him over here in the first place. He should have gone directly to Gitmo. But hey, CNN was dumb enough to hire him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...announces-end-to-Piers-Morgans-talk-show.html

Wagon

 

[Chin Strapped]

I avoid his presence on TV at all costs.

Like your Falklands idea...allot.

 

[CAFTT0607]

Amen!

 

[BaMuoiBa]

Ditto.....

 

[fwduff]

I think we should send him on the Mars mission when it starts funded by all the money he has made,
Its a one way ticket.

 

[Chin Strapped]

He's such a smarmy wanKer. Face you want to hit with a land rover.

 

[Ned]

It would not be fair on the Falklands. Come on, they've had enough shit. I would send him straight to Afghan. After all, he's a nice pink-looking boy. Or maybe Sheffield, Leicester, or Brum. Same stuff.
He is not dissimilar to Cameron in looks though, is he?

 

[Ned]

P.S. Wagon, we just wanted rid of the tart, no offence meant.

 

[Wagon]

"Smarmy" Exactly the word I was looking for.

You're right, Cameron and him are clones.

I do say, my "hit list" for the war on terror is going swimmingly this year.

Bieber
Morgan

Who's next?

 

[Ned]

Beyoncé.

 

[Wagon]

If I could get Chistina LaGarde and Beyonce involved in some sort of lesbian child trafficking scandal, this world would brighten considerably.

I have a feeling my "Hit List" for the war on terror is much different and much more beneficial to the world than that other one.

 

[Ned]

Indeed, given our exposure levels to the culture gits v the supposed 'Axis of Evil', you're doing a good job matey.