Answers to Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Are you getting help?
A. I considered getting help for a long time. I weighed up the pros and cons - performed a cost/benefit analysis. In the end I decided that getting drunk was a better option.
Q. Have you tried medication?
A. Not since my laxative addiction in the late nineties.
Q. Have you thought about suicide?
A. No. Do you think I should?
Q. Do you have a plan of how you would kill yourself?
A. I have this vague notion of a piano falling on my head.
Q. Do you have support?
A. I'm sporting a pair of Bonds cotton Y-fronts; they're a tad worn, but they're doing the job.
Q. Are you getting help?
A. I considered getting help for a long time. I weighed up the pros and cons - performed a cost/benefit analysis. In the end I decided that getting drunk was a better option.
Q. Have you tried medication?
A. Not since my laxative addiction in the late nineties.
Q. Have you thought about suicide?
A. No. Do you think I should?
Q. Do you have a plan of how you would kill yourself?
A. I have this vague notion of a piano falling on my head.
Q. Do you have support?
A. I'm sporting a pair of Bonds cotton Y-fronts; they're a tad worn, but they're doing the job.
