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Comedy - Welcome To Doctor Doppemhiyer's Clinic! (lol)

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Good to see you still in business, Doc. Been a while since I checked in. The expense, you know...do you think we could barter services for treatment? I could walk your dog...oh wait, I'm afraid of dogs....
 
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The most logical answer to your pain on doing this is. STOP DOING IT.

But that is the logical answer. The other one is, if you will insist on walking around with your eye's closed, then possibility of this happening continually is immense.

Amethist
 
LOL - You took the vords right outta my mouth Amethyst.

I want to thank everyone who supported me during the least few weeks :)

Doc DVD
 
I wish to thank all those who wrote in to Doc Doppemhiyer asking for advice, thereby supporting his on-line office.

To the many, many members who wrote to him saying how much they've enjoyed his brand of humor and that he was able to make them laugh when they REALLY needed one, I thank you for saying so in your many private and public messages.

My apologies to those I may or did offend when the content got a bit distasteful.

That said, Doctor Doppemhiyer's Clinic is now closed - PERMANENTLY!
 
Before you leave, DVD, I want to ask you for a referral. My husband is in desperate need of an emergency trauma team. This is what happened today:

We were driving to breakfast. It snowed last night. and it was still snowing hard as we made our way to the coffee cafe. In front of us was a small car. The rear windows of this small car were rolled down and a large dog was half way out the open window. The dog was in sheer delight trying to catch snowflakes while the owner/driver sat behind the wheel in a parka and gloves, visibly shivering.

I told my husband how I thought that driver was way too accomodating to his pet to sit in a freezing car with snow and wind hitting him just so his dog could have fun.

Further, I remarked how I wish my husband should be so nice to Me.




Suddenly, my window rolled down.
 
I think he should reopen momentarily for your emergency 2quilt. It's clearly a terribly urgent case. :)
 
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