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Dear Broken Box in OK,
I vas so happy to get your letter and to read that you are one of my fans.
My good friend Johnny did a good thing in referring you to me.
I always have an “opening” for a "quickie" consultation, especially in matters such as this…*vink-vink*
And ve should meet soon because, vit the holiday season upon us, a girl can get really “down” and “drain” herself, especially as the season reaches its “climax”.
I vas very “excited” to hear that you may interested in joining our musical class for “hole-pee”less cases, as I think I could “fit you in” rather “quickly”. I suggest you come to my office and I can vatch you “perform solo on your “X-box” (or… more appropriately in your case, the “Y” box, to “ass”ess your “talents”…nudge-nudge.
It is quite common for frequent users who “play” a lot on the “X-box”, it being an ad“dick”tive instrument, to feel broken up due to over-usage/over-stimulation.
It makes perfect sense to me that you “feel” over-stressed from playing with your box, especially if you feel “down” too often, even though it does bring one much “relief”. And yes, you are correct, I do have some experience in this "area".
A vord of advice however. Try not to adjust the "knobs" as this could result in a malfunction. Svitching the plugs to the “back" can help increase the tension in x-box’s performance “butt” one must be careful. And I say this because if one bangs it incorrectly, or too f“ass”t, you don’t want to slip and bag one of the plugs. They are difficult to reach and retrieve if that happens, and intensely affects the air flow in the instrument’s chambers; a crappy situation you don’t to get yourself into.
I recommend you don’t bang your own box; this is best done by a qualified specialist, vich, I am happy to say, I am vun. I am certain I can put my “finger” on it and give you a “hand” vit your situation!
If you enter therapy, I would have a special place just for you. You could bring your box to class and perform “Bang a Gong” vit the other members.
So fear not – you are not screwed…yet!
Perhaps ve could meet at Starbucks and discuss this. I have medication for you that could really help "loosen up the tightness".
Sincerely,
Doc DVD
bcc - Nurse Ratchet – Please make an appointment vit Miss Box. Vould you like to go out to coffee at Starbucks vit us ven I take her out???? Hee-hee
I vas so happy to get your letter and to read that you are one of my fans.
My good friend Johnny did a good thing in referring you to me.
I always have an “opening” for a "quickie" consultation, especially in matters such as this…*vink-vink*
And ve should meet soon because, vit the holiday season upon us, a girl can get really “down” and “drain” herself, especially as the season reaches its “climax”.
I vas very “excited” to hear that you may interested in joining our musical class for “hole-pee”less cases, as I think I could “fit you in” rather “quickly”. I suggest you come to my office and I can vatch you “perform solo on your “X-box” (or… more appropriately in your case, the “Y” box, to “ass”ess your “talents”…nudge-nudge.
It is quite common for frequent users who “play” a lot on the “X-box”, it being an ad“dick”tive instrument, to feel broken up due to over-usage/over-stimulation.
It makes perfect sense to me that you “feel” over-stressed from playing with your box, especially if you feel “down” too often, even though it does bring one much “relief”. And yes, you are correct, I do have some experience in this "area".
A vord of advice however. Try not to adjust the "knobs" as this could result in a malfunction. Svitching the plugs to the “back" can help increase the tension in x-box’s performance “butt” one must be careful. And I say this because if one bangs it incorrectly, or too f“ass”t, you don’t want to slip and bag one of the plugs. They are difficult to reach and retrieve if that happens, and intensely affects the air flow in the instrument’s chambers; a crappy situation you don’t to get yourself into.
I recommend you don’t bang your own box; this is best done by a qualified specialist, vich, I am happy to say, I am vun. I am certain I can put my “finger” on it and give you a “hand” vit your situation!
If you enter therapy, I would have a special place just for you. You could bring your box to class and perform “Bang a Gong” vit the other members.
So fear not – you are not screwed…yet!
Perhaps ve could meet at Starbucks and discuss this. I have medication for you that could really help "loosen up the tightness".
Sincerely,
Doc DVD
bcc - Nurse Ratchet – Please make an appointment vit Miss Box. Vould you like to go out to coffee at Starbucks vit us ven I take her out???? Hee-hee
