Comedy - Welcome To Doctor Doppemhiyer's Clinic! (lol)

[Grama-Herc]

Dear Doc,

Recently I seem to have lost my sense of humor. Is there anything you can do?

 

[Dylan]

Thanks a million, Doc!

I removed the cat and opened my eyes. What a relief!!

The check's in the mail!

-Dylan

 

[JohnnyM53]

Dear Grama-Herc,

Sorry to hear you lost your sense of humor.

Have you thought of placing an ad in the Lost And Found on internet sites?

Have you considered visiting your children just to watch them with their kids and see how they like what they put you through?

Also, are you sure you read my skit? (gloating here - hee hee)

If none of these work, may I suggest a visit to a chiropractor? Perhaps he can adjust your funny bone.

Yours truly funny,

Dr. DVD

 

[JohnnyM53]

Dear Dylan,

That's great to hear.

I hope your check won't bounce this time. But should it, please come in and see me and we'll fix YOU up real good.

hee-hhe

Yours truly funny
D.V. Doppemhiyer, MD (mentally disturbed?)

 

[Grama-Herc]

YO DOC

Yes I read your skit and it was hysterical. Great Idea

 

[JohnnyM53]

aawwww thanks Grama-Herc - means a lot that you found it funny. :)

 

[Tinyflame]

Me too. :smile:

'Doc'- what do you say to family that doesn't believe ptsd exists?

Hey P.S- I don't have to PAY for this, do I :wink:

 

[JohnnyM53]

Dear Junebug,

Your family members are absolutely correct - PTSD does not exist - it's all in people's head - literally!

Ya right!

First, I would suggest that they read the stories on our forum. If they still think it doesn't exist, perhaps they should volunteer to go to Iraq, since it is soooo safe their. Or, perhaps they could spend a few weeks in prison, sort of like a nice family holiday- if ya get my drift.

Can't hurt right? Tee'ya right!

Family members and friends who don't understand another person's suffering, especially if they can't see anything physically wrong with them, is major thorn in the side of many of my patients.

In my professional opinion, people who seek, are seeking, or have sought help for mental health issues ARE actually the SANEST people on the planet. They deal with their..err.."stuff" head on and courageously at that. Whereas others are often in deep denial about what is happening in the real world.

As to family members who refuse to admit that PTSD exists, perhaps buy them the DSM manual for Christmas, ask them to read it, and to let you know if they think that book is simply another wonderful little fairy tale.

Yes, my services are free, but you will be doing Anthony and Nicolette's dishes until the day you leave the Forum.

 

[Tinyflame]

Thank you Doc- worth dish-pan hands, AND a miliion 'pesaka's' (sorry it has to be virtual)

All in 'my head', lol :rofl:
-Thanks, I needed that :smile:

 

[Tinyflame]

P.S- I forgot, like your name Doc DVD, I can actually remember it

Maybe the 'thorns' make us roses?
-I'm gonna be a 'little stinker' :smile:

 

[sbump]

Hay Doc,

What if we can not find our funny bone? Can we have one made? And would you be able to put it in the right stop? What would be the charge if its possible?

 

[wonderwall]

Hi JohnnyM53

Brilliant! Really Funny:rofl: