Death Has Arrived

[ISupportHer]

Death came to visit me last night!

 

[Tiger Kitten]

Hey, Death, haven't heard from you in a while. I have thought about you though. I'm still not ready for a long term relationship. I don't even think I'm up for flirting with you either. I hope you're not crushed or anything :)

Tiger

 

[ISupportHer]

Am I allowed to keep posting here? After all, I keep thinking about Death. Well the Death Thread anyway!

Anybody other than me wonder about Death? Look at the profile page? See that Death lists his/her place of residence as Hell, Michigan here in the States?

So, I started looking at Hell, Michigan. They have their own web site! You can even befriend Hell on Facebook! Hmmm, wonder if Death is on FB also?

If you visit gotohellmi dot com, You can be Mayor For A Day, including a T-shirt and certificate! You can get married in hell. As they say on the site, a marriage that starts in hell has nowhere to go but up! You can even purchase wedding accessories like black gloves to go with that special wedding dress!

ISH

 

[ISupportHer]

I also wondered about Death in another way. One definition of Death is: Irreversible cessation of all bodily functions, manifested by absence of spontaneous breathing and total loss of cardiovascular and cerebral functions.

So maybe not a person at all!!! Maybe a condition!!! Here in the States, all medical conditions have a code called an ICD-9 code. Used for identification of conditions and insurance reimbursement, etc. Sure enough, Death is right there in the code book!

798.1 is instantaneous death. HA! Is there another kind? One moment you are alive, then you are not. Sounds instantaneous to me!

798.9 is unattended death. Maybe this is the right one. Death, do you feel lonely? If so, you are 798.9

Under the category of TMI, E807 is for someone found dead on a railway.

ISH

 

[intothelight]

Ummmm...I've been told to go to Hell more than a few times. Ah Death, I may pay YOU a visit!!! *evil laugh*

 

[ISupportHer]

Now when you get told to go to Hell, you can use your GPS to get there! Plus it's now possible to go to Hell and back!

Hmmm, is that the next road trip? LOL

:)

 

[Innordinate]

:roflmao:

That's a hell-of a road trip!

 

[amethist]

There is the other one IS:-

If you find your self on the road through Hell, keep going. :hilarious:

 

[p-no]

We all ought to be careful for we know this is true:

But Death may want to try something else for a change...

Darth: Thought I'd try something else for a change.

 

[Nicolette]

Maybe you should have some fruit death and improve your skin :roflmao:

 

[Nicolette]

Maybe you could even try some vegetables

:wacky:

 

[Red Feather]