Death Has Arrived

[Death]

Hey death just don't take me next week. Got that.

Unfortunately, it's not your time . . yet (but sometimes things change :devilish:)

I know you won't tell but I have to ask. WHO ARE YOU????????:angelic:

More to the point - who are you? Would you like me to reveal your identity?

NO !!!??? Then stop asking me! I could reveal you so easily, or I could just take you for lunch, Choice is yours Niki :troll: (yum - looks tasty)

 

[NIKI]

I could just take you for lunch

I'm not hungry. Thanks anyway. NOT!

 

[intothelight]

Death,

Doesn't it get a little boring hanging around this site as so many of us have faced you down more than once?:p

 

[ClairBear226]

So you like hospice nurses, yes? As in, we're better off walking the planet than not? ;):p:whistling:

 

[Philippa]

I love this thread. It still reigns as the funniest.

Long live Death.

 

[Death]

Long live Death.

Long live ME :devilish:

Death,

Doesn't it get a little boring hanging around this site as so many of us have faced you down more than once?:p

Yeah, it does. That's why I haven't been around for a while. But I'm back now, so be afraid!!

 

[Philippa]

Not sure I can do fear for ya...but I can do bemused, grinning and :playful:

 

[ISupportHer]

I have a question.

Death, you list your residence as Hell. It's hot in hell, right? Do you get warm there?

Are you therefore,

wait for it

Wait for it

Wait for it

Are you Death warmed over?

:roflmao:

ISH

(OK, since we are international, Looking like Death warmed over is a phrase in the States meaning if you look like death warmed over, you don't look so good, LOL)

 

[The Albatross]

(Looking both ways to make sure Death isn't around) ISH, your killing me. ;)

 

[ISupportHer]

ISH, your killing me. ;)

Maybe Death has opportunities for me to get a franchise! After all, Halloween is just around the corner! But maybe Death is like Santa Claus and can visit all over the world in one night, then I would just have to be a Death "Elf" or something like that.

(ISH scratches his head, pondering)

ISH

 

[The Albatross]

Hmmm I don't know, but with 5 or 6 (?) billion souls and increasing, he may need to sub contract to keep up.

 

[ISupportHer]

How about this? Death by chocolate!