Don't Need A Man Any Longer, Got Myself A Tractor!

[arcc14]

Best thread ever! I haven't laughed in a couple of days, and I needed it. :)

 

[Froggie]

I was really trying to figure out what this was all about ... but never thought it was THAT :eek: ... thanks for the laugh

 

[Heather]

Have Tractor AND dildo and don't need a man anymore

Don't forget the BATTERIES Gloria... Have Tractor, dildo, batteries and I don't need a man anymore. Make sure you have ALL your bases covered!:D:p

Those AA's make all the difference in the world. hehe

 

[MAS444]

OMG you went through security with a vibrator?! hahah. You have to share that story!

 

[Gloria]

I forgot I had the darn dildo vibrator in the bottom of my purse. I always forgot it when I went to my former boyfriend's house. So of course, the security guard had me empty the contents of my purse out and picked it up with tweezer and rubber gloves and asked me what it was.

Of course everyone in line behind was staring at me and I said completely unabashed " Oh for goodness sake, tell me this is the first time a woman has taken her vibrator on a long flight? It's going to be a REALLY long flight, you know?" I always the defense was a good offense.

For goodness sake, I can't be the only woman that got caught with a dildo vibrator???? :laugh:

Yes, this has been making me laugh. So I need a tractor, dildo and LONG lasting Eveready batteries!!!!

 

[Heather]

picked it up with tweezer

Gloria - If he picked it up with a pair of tweezers how big could it have been? HA!:laugh::p

 

[Sethe]

:D

 

[Cheshire]

So much love for this thread, I haven't giggled like this in weeks :D

 

[blwnawy]

:roflmao::giggle::whistling:

 

[Gloria]

Okay, take everything back. I met a man. He showed his chest. I am not sure but I think the tractor and vibrator just aren't going to cut it (no pun intended!) LOL :laugh: