Eleven Words - One Poem: Elfchen

[Chimera]

:eek::roflmao::hilarious:

Rocket
Around town
In purple neon
Flashing the strange humans
Bum

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Bum
Bom bob
Why not Plumbbob
That would be very
Fun

(It's basically using nukes as space propulsion, this was a test of the thunderwell! :) )

 

[Chimera]

Fun
Purple pelicans
Divebombing touristy trolls
On the Shores of
LochNess

Yeah I cheated, so sue me :p

 

[Chimera]

Bum
Bom bob
Why not Plumbbob
That would be very
Fun

(It's basically using nukes as space propulsion, t...

Ummm and how exactly does the rocket survive?

 

[Deleted member 28403]

@Chimera
Persistance :P

Well, up till now they managed to nearly launch a manhole cover into space, making it the fastest man made object, destroying a record of a space probe :p BAsically, a nuke exploded, the cover flew off and burned up in the atmosphere because of the extremely high speeds. Achieved with the combination of nuke's expansion and the expansion of vapourized metal.

BUt yea, strap them onto the rocket, make it extra long, and launch them faster than radiation can get to them

 

[Chimera]

:hug:
I just think you are a fabulous human and I am so glad to be your friend, you make me smile

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Oh, wait, apparently it was going too fast to burn up in the atmosphere!

Soviets may have gotten the first space satellite, but look, this dude nuked a manhole cover into space! And probably made it escape earth, as it launched with 5x escape velocity

 

[Chimera]

Last off track post, but do you have a link? I really want to see that manhole cover fly! :wideeyed::angelic:

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Unfortunately, the *CLASSIFIED* data is not accessible, and only things left are written reports and some pictures.

The manhole cover was only visible in about 2 frames, and only partially, and it was shot with a 1000 FPS camera

 

[Deleted member 28740]

LochNess
Dark Matter
Controlled by trigger
Changes warp weave manifold
Hubris

 

[Chimera]

Hubris
They thought
They could control
Atoms in fluxing states
Ripples

 

[Deleted member 28740]

Ripples
Alter destiny
Energy redirected mutated
Big Foot stomping fire
Fireworks