Hey From Active Duty Marine About To Leave

[Tim Cake]

:eek: YIKES!:eek:

 

[tnkg1rl]

Welcome DMH

 

[Tim Cake]

lol all I remember is getting on these stinky old gator freighters with even stinkier Marines!! ;)

:ROFLMAO: Nutin' stinkier than a gyrene!:ROFLMAO:

 

[tho9900]

lol only after deployment and before they all had their showers.. out in the field we couldnt smell each other (we stank equally I guess), shorebound or on the ship they kept themselves fairly clean..

 

[JarHed]

shorebound or on the ship they kept themselves fairly clean..

:ROFLMAO: That reminds me of a joke, of course.

A Marine and a Sailor are in the head takin' a leak. The Sailor finishes then goes to the sink to wash his hands. The Marine finishes, zips up and starts to leave. The Sailor says, " They taught us in the Navy to wash our hands after we take a piss". The Marine replies, " We were taught not to piss on our hands". :rolleyes:

IF we do smell it's only because we work HARDER than everyone else. :LOL:

 

[tho9900]

lol my dad told me that when i was a kid.. he was full of Marine jokes... and of course even more jokes of the other 3 services...

 

[JarHed]

All the jokes and stories are all in good natured fun. I always remember being told that everyone with an IQ below 85 and above 105 were made Grunts. The idea was for the smart ones to lead the ............. others. Everyone in between they made officers. :ROFLMAO:

 

[Tim Cake]

All the jokes and stories are all in good natured fun. I always remember being told that everyone with an IQ below 85 and above 105 were made Grunts. The idea was for the smart ones to lead the ............. others. Everyone in between they made officers. :ROFLMAO:

:censored: UGGHH!:censored:

 

[Sarg]

Somewhere I've got a picture of a guy on the flightline, headed toward his aircraft and it says on the back of the shirt "It takes a college degree to break them...and a highschool degree to fix em'".

Sarg

 

[Red Hood Joker]

Thanks, I am on Lejeune or Lejern (still looking for the R in Lejeune and haven't found it yet LOL). Marine joke. Part of me just wants to get the hell away from this base, all the artillery and gunfire, being around it all just keeps me stuck. But i know there is good support here too. This whole thing sucks. Glad your all here.

I know how that one feels. lol. When i returned home they put me in the medical holdover building at fort sill......(home of the artillery!) :0