I just broke my therapist's chair :(

[UnicornSightings]

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[Sideways]

There is a therapist's forum somewhere where you T is currently debriefing about being completely mortified that her chair collapsed while one of her poor clients was in it... "Oh crap, what have I just done to my patient? They're never gonna feel safe in my office again!"

 

[Deleted member 37474]

My therapists couch is creaky and uncomfortable. In a constant effort to make it feel right I moved around listening to its creaks and cracking sounds. That was the first appointment. It bothered me so much that I emailed her to tell her that I plan to sit in the chair next week and she can have the couch. Lol. So on our 4th visit I told her why I hate her couch. It is also deep set and she described to me that shorter clients can't even touch the floor. And I said, "I will never lay on it." She laughed and said, does that seem a little too "Freudian?" Lol. I do love the wicker chair though. It feels protective like I can hide inside it.

 

[UnicornSightings]

I also really hate the seating in my therapist's office. There used to be a loveseat with sides to sit against (obviously). When the other t who was sharing the office moved out, mine refurbished with stuff from her old house when she moved and it's really pretty but the chair has no sides at all. I like sides so I feel a bit safer. It's a small thing but I feel really exposed there now. If only it would break.....

 

[ILoveLife]

I was drinking a sip of water and chocked.... Vomited water all over my T's carpet. :grumpy:

 

[Bananie]

There is a therapist's forum somewhere where you T is currently debriefing about being completel...

Lol!!!!!!!!

I was drinking a sip of water and chocked.... Vomited water all over my T's carpet. :grumpy:

Oh no!!! I'm sorry!!! At least it was just water, right? How'd they react?

I also really hate the seating in my therapist's office. There used to be a loveseat with side...

Lol I haven't even bothered with the couch at t' s cause it seems so low. Oh no, what if I took out the only chair and we ALL have to sit on the couch now.....

 

[ILoveLife]

He was a little startled, it was out of the blue. I ran to the bathroom, then apologized a million times and he said exactly that "Oh it's just water, it will dry not to worry!" He was cool, I'm still embarassed.

 

[Bananie]

I also really hate the seating in my therapist's office. There used to be a loveseat with side...

Shall I come sit in it and break it for you? ;)

 

[Scarlet13]

I once read my therapist a poem that I wrote in which I said how I was noticing the lines in her neck and how I wanted to crawl up into those lines.

 

[DharmaGirl]

I couldn't hold in a fart and blamed it on my service dog. My T said he didn't smell anything but I did.

 

[Deleted member 42783]

I'm pretty sure my t farted during session once. Not a word was said but it was one of those "there's only two if us in this room and I know it wasn't me" moments. So awkward.

Full disclosure, I have broken a chair before and a toilet. Yes, a toilet. It cracked in half at the base and I fell over. It wasn't at therapy though. Church mission trip in Mexico. Just as bad.

 

[Friday]

This one still just cracks me up.

Newly assigned therapist from work. He walks in... More expressions flash across his face in half a second than I previously thought possible... He walks out & trades clients with one of his partners. Cough.

Was the bloke I'd picked up / had picked me up over the weekend. :hilarious: Oopsies. Lovely weekend. Still. Just a bit awkward to be standing in his office Monday morning. Why hello! :sneaky: :eek: :facepalm: