I Think I Was Sexually Harassed By My Cat :)

[deer_in_headlights]

ROFLMAO - Wait I should probably stay off the carpet!

Especially with l'il frisky walking around.

(((((((Heather)))))))))
It's going to be hard to do that stretch for my back, or use "ROFLMAO" without the image of Cocoa and you...:o :D

Could you wear an opera singer's breastplate? O_o

 

[Heather]

Well, If I had known......

I blame ANTHONY:D:p He said it was okay for me to post this! LOL

Besides, You people are NASTY:eek: and that is said with all christian love and kindness

 

[deer_in_headlights]

You people are NASTY:eek: and that is said with all christian love and kindness

People who knew me would be shocked, too :o... Ultra modest, shy... But, but therapy changes you... you're not the same...
You can cry, and sometimes, can you laugh, and even have fun with what terrifies you.
My Ts would love to see me nasty; so thank you for the insult :D... means I'm getting better, Hooray!!!
Love you,
(Oh no, here comes another one... I can't, hand over mouth, runs out of room giggling...)

 

[Heather]

People who knew me would be shocked, too :eek:
(Oh no, here comes another one... I can't, hand over mouth, runs out of room giggling...)

and you said sarcasm wasn't part of your repetoire? Yeah, right Dear

. I believe that one. It'll be our little secret!

Love you too! Hugs. Heather.

p.s. you should see Cocoa. Curled up in the bathroom sink. Sleeping like an angel. You would never suspect she would be into copping cheap feels from her owner

.

 

[KP the nut]

(((((((Kath)))))))))) :D

You could help him regain his self confidence and sense of macho: did you hear about the artificial balls that vets can implant, to replace the original equipment? Thanks for the laughter!

It's Ok Deer, he had a little problem - HE ONLY HAD ONE

Which is why he was done. He was the butt of many jokes and songs, luckily he has never held a grudge ROFLMAO

 

[deer_in_headlights]

you should see Cocoa. Curled up in the bathroom sink. Sleeping like an angel.

How cute!!!!

Sweetie, please give your beautiful girl a stroke for me. I'm thanking her for bringing laughter into many peoples lives, all around the world!

Sending you a hug, ((((((((Heather)))))))))), smiles

, and all my love!
Deer

 

[anthony]

So you want her to pat her pussy for you.... ok, what's going on around here?

 

[becvan]

ROFL! omg.. and I'm going to bed with pussing petting images in my head.. ARGGGGGGG

 

[deer_in_headlights]

(((((((((((Kath)))))))))))!
He only had 1?

!

Poor guy!
(The vet did check to make sure there wasn't another one tucked up, still undescended, right?)
I love you!!! It's so much fun to laugh together!!!!!

 

[deer_in_headlights]

So you want her to pat her pussy for you.... ok, what's going on around here? :eek:

Oh, Anthony - you're going to make me faint dead away on THAT one!

(Serves me right for riffing on your balls joke - still breaking out into uncontrollable laughter with your comment!)
Thank you - you do a world of good and healing!

 

[Nicolette]

Excuse me but I told Anthony, after hearing him mumbling about pussy, is that he should not be discussing another female's as he is a married man.

 

[deer_in_headlights]

(((((((((((Nicolette))))))))))))) (apology, the only hug symbol I've got

)

ROTFLMAO (Oh, no! the image of Heather on the floor with her pussycat, Acck!)
Love you!