It Is With Sombre Regret That Christmas Has Had To Be Cancelled.

[Deleted member 20280]

Santa had a bit of a mind Burp, Decided to chase all the reindeer down and Hunt them for Steaks..... Silly Santa Found a Large Bottle Of Port.... Consumed same as he is a jolly Fella.

Silly Santa missed one particular reindeer..... The one with the luminous RED NOSE, He Took out a Contract on Poor Old Santa and Had Me Savaged By the Polar Bear's,

Oh and I blew all the Elves Wages for the Year on a straight Quads Queens with a Siegfried and Roy Pocket pair. £300,000,000 Whoopsy.

Turkeys are now a sacred Bird and Must Never be eaten Again, Sage and Onion Stuffing is Now Banned State wide, Washington DC itself is in Lock Down.

Mincepies are Satans Work and Jingle Bells is a Song for Morris Dancers with bells on their ankles.

Please accept My apologies

Santa

:)

 

[Seagreen]

Thank god for that!

 

[Deleted member 20280]

OH Yeah and Christmas Trees are Outlawed anyone Possessing or Being Caught Or Concerned in the Supply of Christmas Trees will be Bounty Hunted.

Baubles are a Health and Safety Risk and Candy Canes are bad for your Teeth.

Santa

 

[Deleted member 1860]

Concerned about your drinking behavior as your identity isn't anonymous here and, well, you've told us all what you're going through in your private life. I could throw some hard hitting curve balls at this point but I'll just say this... Does this behavior help get you what you want? I don't think so.

 

[Deleted member 20280]

Probably Not Solara. But I am happy at the moment. Maybe if the psychs could get A my diagnosis right. B my medication right.

 

[cherryblossom]

Perhaps you could think about ways you might be able to help yourself with regards to the symptoms you have. I'm not sure a diagnosis or medications alone will be a quick fix. You will probably need to put in some work yourself, as opposed to just relying on psychs. Perhaps Santa should avoid the port?

 

[Deleted member 20280]

I was Diagnosed and Now they feel wrongly. I have to have a full re-evaluation/Diagnosis under the DSM V. A full Medication review of ALL Medications. (I am on NONE) ?????????

Yes a Bit of a Struggle at the Moment.

 

[Justmehere]

I get why you are drinking. My goodness, I'm am tempted too. The holidays are hard enough. Trying to get better through navigating broken mental health systems is extra painful. Especially when family is far away because of my PTSD symptoms.

I had to have several assessments in the past. It is hard and hellish, and yet it didn't change the real truth. It doesn't change the truth for you either. And, in the end, they did finally see what was really going on for me.

I want them to see you for who you are, and to see your struggle for what it is and give an accurate diagnosis. But drinking may screw up the accuracy of their assessment and evaluation.

And, recovery doesn't all depend on the diagnosis. Don't let the cluelessness of those bastards get the best of you and lead to you escaping through drinking.

 

[Justmehere]

Besides, the Polar Bears didn't find Santa all the tasty anyhow ;)

 

[cherryblossom]

It's frustrating when you ask professionals for help, and it all goes a bit wrong. All I'm saying is don't put all your faith in them, that they will be able to fix everything. Let them try to help you, but also look at ways to help yourself. Whatever they come up with, they can only assist. The hard work has to come from within yourself.

Please don't be offended, but your initial post is off the wall, and a little disturbing. I suspect it was more than drink fuelled?

 

[Deleted member 20280]

Uh.... no drinking was involved last night. I Was in fact sober. All bar one can of cider. My medication has stopped working again. Third time in a row. I Was simply in a giggly mood. Insomnia is a killer at the best of times.

 

[scout86]

Well, "no Christmas trees" is totally unacceptable and I'm in the process of establishing an underground movement to make sure the world is supplied regardless!

Take care of yourself, @Santa_Laurie ! You've had ups and downs along your way. There must be an "up" coming again soon. Maybe things will get better as a result of this new evaluation. In any case, you are who you are and we appreciate that person. Glad to hear that was silliness and insomnia, not alcohol, talking!