Just For Laughs

[krystina]

interesting CB!

 

[WonderingWhy]

Krystina,
I wanted to be one of the 1st to send you our new :hug:
Well I will be offline probably for a while, unless I get on from my phone. I will be handing over computer to my daughter for a while!:( If you come on sorry I missed you. Let me know if you plan to be on later, what time you think you might.

 

[WonderingWhy]

View attachment 89 Like to see a driver follow BOTH of these signs! :lol:

 

[WonderingWhy]

Some Cute Riddles & Answers

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A chalkboard
What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009

 

[WonderingWhy]

More Riddles!!
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Work - Employment
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.
What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
A kitchen strainer.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
Rhubarb.
What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Stockings
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A candle.
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I?
An echo
There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who's in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my fathers son. Who's in the coffin?
His son

 

[cherryblossom]

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[Crusoe]

tickled me pink with that one :lmao:

 

[cherryblossom]

The Storm

They were together in the House.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong
appearance.....and wished that he would take her in his
arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.... She screamed..
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on....
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were
they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...
just the faint click of a camera.......

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[cherryblossom]

The Storm
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[cherryblossom]

Husband Of The Year Awards
The honorable mention goes to:
The United Kingdom
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Followed closely by.....
The United States of America
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and then...
Poland
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But 3rd Place must go to...
Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
Was awarded to....
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband of the year is..
Ireland.
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Ya gotta love the Irish.The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand....

 

[cherryblossom]

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When top level guys look down, they see only shit,
When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes.

 

[Crusoe]

Oh so very very true :)