Just Joking

[LuckiLee]

I'm going to tell you about a girl that only eats plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

Happy Monday!

 

[Roland]

All this time, we've been getting the acronym wrong!

 

[parrotthepolly]

What do you get when you spell 'man' backwards?

Spoiler: Answer

PTSD

 

[LuckiLee]

Sorry for this one.

Old Mcdonald had a dolphin
E-E-E-E-E

 

[LuckiLee]

What's the difference between gray and grey?

One is a color and the other is a colour.

 

[user27357]

celebrating breaking free of my chocolate and marshmallow and peanuts addiction. Its been a rocky road

 

[Tinyflame]

How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
"Meet Patty".

 

[LuckiLee]

Where do I keep all my dad jokes?

In my dada-base.

 

[Teasel]

The term domestic housewife implies there are feral ones. And now I have a new goal.

 

[LuckiLee]

Where did Noah keep his bees?


In the ark hives.

 

[In the weeds]

Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?
It's all over town.

 

[Freddyt]

Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?
It's all over town.

What my dad used to call a groaner...

Why do all hot dogs look the same no matter where you see them?
They’re in bred

How do you make a hot dog stand?
You pull away his chair

A pair of Amish girls visiting NYC decide to try hot dogs for the first time
They buy two hot dogs wrapped in foil from a street vendor and sit down on a nearby bench, excited to finally try this modern cuisine.
The first girl opens the foil, blushes with embarrassment, and shyly asks the second girl, "What part of the dog did you get?"