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Just Joking

Did you take a bath today?
Why, is one missing?

From my daughter
OMG I am dyin’ and cryin’. 🤣🤣

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Ohh the conundrum!! I can see a police officer’s face in saying it 😂😂😂. Love it!

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
Totally dead 🤣🤣🤣


Thank you to all of who know jokes. I really needed this today 🥰🥰🥰.
 
A man and his wife are in a terrible car accident, the husband is seriously injured. When the Paramedics arrive they say, 'Ma'am, what is your husband's blood type? We have to know to give him blood or he will surely die!" She says, "I don't know! I will try to speak with him." She comes back, saying he did not say. The husband dies. At the eulogy the wife comes up to speak: "Vincent was a wonderful man, always thinking of me. Even that night the last thing he shouted to me 3 times was: 'Be positive! Be positive! Be positive!' "
 
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