My Cat Needs To Stop Humping My Leg (the Little Problems...)

[ladee]

Can't remember when I took my last pain med.... I'll just take another one then I will know if they were too close together.... ya, that's the way to solve this problem.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

The lump of catarrh stuck in my stupid throat seriously needs to come out or go down or preferably dissolve into thin fricking air...

 

[Justmehere]

EVERYTHING downloads too slowly on my phone.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Thinking now it's not catarrh but a little tiny piece of peanut.

 

[Forgetful]

I can't find a damn thing when I need it!

For example: over the past 6 months I lost my license. Searched everywhere for weeks. Went to motor vehicle for a replacement. 4 days later I found it. Repeated this fun exercise with insurance card, social security card and most recently my bank card.

I know I'm organizationally impaired. I have put things down and think I will never find it here. Do I move it? Nah, I walk away! I am my own worst enemy.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

That damn stain in the toilet... Basically, something that is probably a hardwater stain, but might be ammonia or something also... I've been rubbing hard and it wont come off

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Managed to get a bit of it off :( stains are annoying

 

[oasis2003]

painted my toe and finger nails a beautiful pink..... but they keep chipping off,
painted the kitchen cupboards egg shell blue but spilt paint all over the tiles.

 

[ladee]

@Saelben, see if you can find something called a 'pumice stone'... it is hard like a little brick. I will take those stains right out...

 

[ladee]

My poor little needy dog. She is so precious to me, and I cherish her, but it is so hot here, and she always wants to set on my lap... when I make her get down I always feel guilty.

 

[Ronin]

My bullshit problems are all dyslexia with Chinese characters & pissing myself off with that.

Drawing the signs in the air all of the time to figure what effing sign I'm reading. They make sense as visuo-spatial but so not in 2D? Shaking my head. Brain, get it together. I'm trying to study here.

 

[Friday]

Evil Scientists gone all Domesticated and Straightedge :shifty:

I use roses in a lot of things... Cooking, some drinks, some teas, some smoke... Roses are lovely. Not my favourite flower for flowers sake, that would be jasmine / bougainvillea / orchids / mimosa / black locust / lemon magnolia / cherry blossoms/ Asian poppies ... but definitely one of my favourite ingredients. Esp paired with citrus or spice. Bottom line? I like roses. I usually like roses. I used to like roses. Roses may be ruined for me forever.

The roses my mom got my dad for Father's Day? Are stunningly gorgeous. Dozens of deep sexy blood red exquisitely formed blossoms against an impossibly perfect deep green.

Some evil scientist created them.

I know this. Because he substituted the smell of teenage boy armpits several days gone in acrid sun for the way roses are supposed to smell. OMFG. :eek: :depressed: :dead:

I wonder exactly how bad a idea snorting some ras el hanout would be? Would definitely burn my eyes less. I think just walking by these things melted off half my face earlier. Even camphor isn't masking this stuff.