My Cat Needs To Stop Humping My Leg (the Little Problems...)

[Ronin]

Peeeople.

I have a zillion esthetic whining problems with people.

And I also have a hole in my glove and my other glove doesn't have its pair, my dishes don't have a 'do f*cking yourselves and stop staring at me' function attached, my knives don't sharpen themselves when I just stare at them long enough & there's some bugs drawing on my band aid of bugs that aren't even edible in times of huunger so just f*ck it, civilization is -wrong-.

 

[theshadowoftheliving]

I also bought vegetables today but then ate pretzels and candy for dinner because I was too overwhelmed to make them.

 

[Ronin]

Pretzels & candy sound awesome dinner, @theshadowoftheliving.

My dinner lately was ten variants of tortilla with -something-. Couldn't remember how to cook.

 

[Chava]

And the tag in my shirt today. OMG, the f*cking tag. :wtf::yuck:

Paid for rush delivery on the dry cleaning... That I haven't picked up.

I do this kind of shit all the time. I won't even talk about my toenail polish problem here. Never. :nailbiting:

 

[Crow]

• Piles of unwashed laundry laying in my bedroom....the really good/expensive clothes have been walked over for a month.
• The four loads I did wash this weekend are either hanging haphazardly in the laundry room or piled unfolded in a chair in the living room.
• All my hang dry clothes fell to the floor and now I'm walking over them too.
• Cat is refusing to eat because I haven't scooped the litter in three days.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

• Sun is really birhgt
• I have nothing to chew on

 

[JEKBreatheandBelieve]

Have not worn matching socks in quite some time.

Don't worry about that- apparently not matching your socks is the style these days!

 

[barefoot]

Ooh, great thread, thank you @Chava!

For starters...

- I put the recycling out for collection yesterday...they are collecting it today. I absolutely know that I put it out on the right day. My neighbours did too. So, the bin men are f*cking with my head. Why??

- I cleared out my wardrobes a few weeks ago - sorted out a load of clothes to take to the charity shop. Piles of old clothes now just stacked on spare bed. It will take me 10 minutes to take them somewhere. Two minutes if I just moved them out to the garage.

- Putting washing on I can do. Drying them I can do... But then I can't bring myself to iron. So, if they dry and they rumple...? I have to wash them again... So many garments are in a perpetual state of wash and dry but never make it back to the wardrobe to be worn again because they're too wrinkled...

- The flush on the downstairs loo has broken. I finally asked someone I know to come and have a look at it. I think they'll be able to fix it. They asked me to take a couple of photos to send to them. I said I would but I haven't. They're coming tomorrow... I need to take the photos...

- I have 11p sitting on my desk. A 5p coin, a 2p coin and four pennies. I don't know why they're there. They've been there for a few months.

- I've lost 200 business cards. I have had a cursory scout around. I can't bring myself to start a full on search. It was easier to click on 'order again' and spend money I don't have to spare on ordering a new lot rather than searching for the other ones.

- I have a call this afternoon for which I need to prepare. The thought of it is making me want to cry. I can't cancel. I have to do the call. So I have to do the prep...like, now...

- One of my cats keeps drinking my water out of my glass. And sometimes doesn't actually drink it. Sometimes, she just licks around the rim of the glass. So I get a new one, I put it down, I turn around, she's licking the glass... So I get a new one, I put it down...etc etc.

- I'm going to be 40 in a couple of weeks (ugh!). Some friends are coming to visit to 'help me celebrate". They keeping asking "What's the plan?" I have no idea. I have no plan. At the very least, I probably need to book a restaurant...

 

[Ed Norton]

My psychiatrist talks too much when he should just be writing, prescriptions that is.

Room is a mess.

Crackhead Lydia, won't stop asking for cigarettes.

Buses don't go fast.

 

[watundah]

Girrrrlll. You must have nice legs. I thought only Chihuahuas were knee bangers.

 

[barefoot]

Also:

- I've been meaning to paint my toe nails since I took the last lot of polish off... In October...

 

[Justmehere]

My train was four minutes late this morning, yes a whole 4 minutes. I missed my connection and had to take a different route, and couldn't pick up coffee before work. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

:p